It's easy. Clearly Obama was behind the Fukushima meltdown. Radiating the Pacific would be a good way to shake investigators away from Hawaii. Fuddy, in addition to vouching for Obama's Hawaiian birth, knew all about this diabolical plan so clearly she had to go. After months of brainstorming the simplest way to get rid of her, Obama's hit men settled on staging a plane crash in the ocean where she would be the only fatality.
Isn't it obvious?
Yes, quite obvious. I just need to work in HAARP, the Illuminati, and Comet ISON now...
“I’m going to cash in on conspiracy theory novels. Fools love to part with their money. The first one will involve Fukushima, Obama, and Director Fuddy.
It’s easy. Clearly Obama was behind the Fukushima meltdown. Radiating the Pacific would be a good way to shake investigators away from Hawaii. Fuddy, in addition to vouching for Obama’s Hawaiian birth, knew all about this diabolical plan so clearly she had to go. After months of brainstorming the simplest way to get rid of her, Obama’s hit men settled on staging a plane crash in the ocean where she would be the only fatality.
Isn’t it obvious? “
So you’re implying that all the rest were as Martin Short used to say, “strong swimmers” in both the sea and the persuasive tides of politics. That the only one surprised and altogether adrift was Fuddy? Maybe the others were given an assignment they could not refuse.