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Swiss Cheese Pervert' terrorizes Mayfair
Philadelphia Daily News ^ | 01/13/2014 | VINNY VELLA,

Posted on 01/14/2014 3:38:52 PM PST by Kid Shelleen

Edited on 01/14/2014 3:47:21 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

As in cheese - the kind normally found sandwiched between corned beef and rye on a Reuben. But this particular man is using his dairy products to satisfy a different craving.

The Mayfair Town Watch reported yesterday on its Facebook page that the "Swiss Cheese Pervert" has been terrorizing neighborhood women.


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To: Kid Shelleen

Whey do people do this sort of thing?


21 posted on 01/14/2014 4:00:22 PM PST by csvset
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To: Kid Shelleen

I camembert this thread any longer.


22 posted on 01/14/2014 4:02:04 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Kid Shelleen

Images of Gabby Chest: http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Gabby+Chest&FORM=HDRSC2


23 posted on 01/14/2014 4:02:17 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: JoeProBono

"Liver alone, cheese mine!"

24 posted on 01/14/2014 4:03:40 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Kid Shelleen

Ugh, the thought of this guy at large in the public makes me cheddar.....


25 posted on 01/14/2014 4:04:56 PM PST by GSWarrior
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To: JoeProBono

Behold the power of cheese.


26 posted on 01/14/2014 4:06:25 PM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: JoeProBono

Bad case of Hedam ?


27 posted on 01/14/2014 4:08:35 PM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Is this what they mean by “head cheese?”


28 posted on 01/14/2014 4:08:39 PM PST by GreenHornet
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To: GreenHornet

Beat ya by 4 seconds. :D


29 posted on 01/14/2014 4:09:38 PM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day.)
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To: Alex Murphy

30 posted on 01/14/2014 4:10:30 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Swiss Cheese Pervert? I think they’re playing at Lollapalooza.


31 posted on 01/14/2014 4:10:43 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Kid Shelleen
He's the cheesy handed gent who ran amok in Kent,
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair.
You better stay away from him,

32 posted on 01/14/2014 4:12:28 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: GSWarrior
It could have been cheddar, but to quote the proprietor:

Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

33 posted on 01/14/2014 4:12:33 PM PST by Scoutmaster (I'd rather be at Philmont)
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To: Scoutmaster

Did you know that Edam cheese is the only cheese that is made backwards?


35 posted on 01/14/2014 4:21:56 PM PST by GSWarrior
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36 posted on 01/14/2014 4:29:20 PM PST by Scoutmaster (I'd rather be at Philmont)
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To: JoeProBono

Laz, is that you! You ol horn dog!


37 posted on 01/14/2014 4:31:07 PM PST by Doc Savage ("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
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To: csvset

lol


38 posted on 01/14/2014 4:34:02 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Is his name Richard and would that make him a Che.... Oh nevermind...


39 posted on 01/14/2014 4:38:00 PM PST by taildragger (The E-GOP won't know what hit them, The Party of Reagan is almost here, hang tight folks....)
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To: RichInOC
Swiss Cheese Pervert? I think they’re playing at Lollapalooza.


40 posted on 01/14/2014 4:48:36 PM PST by Rodamala
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