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Swiss Cheese Pervert' terrorizes Mayfair
Philadelphia Daily News ^ | 01/13/2014 | VINNY VELLA,

Posted on 01/14/2014 3:38:52 PM PST by Kid Shelleen

Edited on 01/14/2014 3:47:21 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

As in cheese - the kind normally found sandwiched between corned beef and rye on a Reuben. But this particular man is using his dairy products to satisfy a different craving.

The Mayfair Town Watch reported yesterday on its Facebook page that the "Swiss Cheese Pervert" has been terrorizing neighborhood women.


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KEYWORDS: cheesehead; fromage

1 posted on 01/14/2014 3:38:52 PM PST by Kid Shelleen
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To: Kid Shelleen

He’s a Muenster!!


2 posted on 01/14/2014 3:39:29 PM PST by SilvieWaldorfMD (A Realistically Really Real Housewife)
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To: Kid Shelleen; Albion Wilde; Tribune7; TAdams8591; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; wireman; Mr. Binnacle; ...
**** Philly Metro Ping ****



3 posted on 01/14/2014 3:39:45 PM PST by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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To: Kid Shelleen

I have an alibi.


4 posted on 01/14/2014 3:40:59 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Kid Shelleen

5 posted on 01/14/2014 3:42:01 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Swiss, not famunda?


6 posted on 01/14/2014 3:42:31 PM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Great. Now I want a Reuben, and it’s almost 1:00 in the morning where I live.

Curse you, Philadelphia Daily News!!


7 posted on 01/14/2014 3:42:41 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

LOL


8 posted on 01/14/2014 3:42:45 PM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: Kid Shelleen

A sexual cheese fetish?

I hope it’s not Brie.


9 posted on 01/14/2014 3:43:28 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Kid Shelleen
"He...he thought I was...cheese..."


10 posted on 01/14/2014 3:44:47 PM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: Kid Shelleen

First track down any guys named Reuben and see if there are any holes in their story.


11 posted on 01/14/2014 3:48:24 PM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: JoeProBono

What about Gorgonzola, the cheese monster?


12 posted on 01/14/2014 3:49:13 PM PST by Noumenon (Resistance. Restoration. Retribution.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

For some, any hole will do.


13 posted on 01/14/2014 3:50:51 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: JoeProBono

Looks Curdish to me.


14 posted on 01/14/2014 3:51:50 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: Boogieman

It’s going to take some grate police work, but he’s going to gouda trial and be on his whey to prison.


15 posted on 01/14/2014 3:53:23 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Product of a bad culture.


16 posted on 01/14/2014 3:54:20 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Kid Shelleen

He’s no Gouda.


17 posted on 01/14/2014 3:54:33 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: Kid Shelleen

You gouda be kidding.


18 posted on 01/14/2014 3:56:58 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: Kid Shelleen

He’s going to Jarlsberg.


19 posted on 01/14/2014 3:58:30 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: Kid Shelleen

Is that Rob Ford?


20 posted on 01/14/2014 3:59:20 PM PST by csvset
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To: Kid Shelleen

Whey do people do this sort of thing?


21 posted on 01/14/2014 4:00:22 PM PST by csvset
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To: Kid Shelleen

I camembert this thread any longer.


22 posted on 01/14/2014 4:02:04 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Kid Shelleen

Images of Gabby Chest: http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Gabby+Chest&FORM=HDRSC2


23 posted on 01/14/2014 4:02:17 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: JoeProBono

"Liver alone, cheese mine!"

24 posted on 01/14/2014 4:03:40 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Kid Shelleen

Ugh, the thought of this guy at large in the public makes me cheddar.....


25 posted on 01/14/2014 4:04:56 PM PST by GSWarrior
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To: JoeProBono

Behold the power of cheese.


26 posted on 01/14/2014 4:06:25 PM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: JoeProBono

Bad case of Hedam ?


27 posted on 01/14/2014 4:08:35 PM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Is this what they mean by “head cheese?”


28 posted on 01/14/2014 4:08:39 PM PST by GreenHornet
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To: GreenHornet

Beat ya by 4 seconds. :D


29 posted on 01/14/2014 4:09:38 PM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day.)
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To: Alex Murphy

30 posted on 01/14/2014 4:10:30 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Swiss Cheese Pervert? I think they’re playing at Lollapalooza.


31 posted on 01/14/2014 4:10:43 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Kid Shelleen
He's the cheesy handed gent who ran amok in Kent,
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair.
You better stay away from him,

32 posted on 01/14/2014 4:12:28 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: GSWarrior
It could have been cheddar, but to quote the proprietor:

Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

33 posted on 01/14/2014 4:12:33 PM PST by Scoutmaster (I'd rather be at Philmont)
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To: Scoutmaster

Great, great skit


34 posted on 01/14/2014 4:13:39 PM PST by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: Scoutmaster

Did you know that Edam cheese is the only cheese that is made backwards?


35 posted on 01/14/2014 4:21:56 PM PST by GSWarrior
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To: GSWarrior

36 posted on 01/14/2014 4:29:20 PM PST by Scoutmaster (I'd rather be at Philmont)
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To: JoeProBono

Laz, is that you! You ol horn dog!


37 posted on 01/14/2014 4:31:07 PM PST by Doc Savage ("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
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To: csvset

lol


38 posted on 01/14/2014 4:34:02 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Is his name Richard and would that make him a Che.... Oh nevermind...


39 posted on 01/14/2014 4:38:00 PM PST by taildragger (The E-GOP won't know what hit them, The Party of Reagan is almost here, hang tight folks....)
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To: RichInOC
Swiss Cheese Pervert? I think they’re playing at Lollapalooza.


40 posted on 01/14/2014 4:48:36 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: Doc Savage

41 posted on 01/14/2014 4:53:49 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Kid Shelleen

He’d probably have better luck with Jack cheese.


42 posted on 01/14/2014 4:57:58 PM PST by Tucsonican
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To: Kid Shelleen

Guy must be a real Whiz.


43 posted on 01/14/2014 6:12:06 PM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

There was some pure gold in the comments on this one. Thank you all.

I would also love to be a fly on the wall at this man’s arraignment.


44 posted on 01/15/2014 8:24:54 AM PST by Antihero101607
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To: Antihero101607
believe it or not I don't think they caught him yet. He must still be on the Lamb...
45 posted on 01/15/2014 4:06:58 PM PST by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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