[AnAmericanMother]

I have actually experienced UFO testimony under oath. A lady sued our client, claiming that her car was struck by debris from our client's property. Questioning went something like this:

What was it that hit your windshield?
I don't know.
Was it large or small?
I don't know.
What color was it?
I don't know.
Well, what was it?
I don't know - just an object.
Where was this object when you first saw it?
Flying through the air.
OK, so your car was hit by an unidentified flying object?
(no response).

We got summary judgment on that one, more importantly because her testimony placed her car about 200 yards from my client's property at the time it was hit. But the UFO argument figured heavily in the brief.

[Uncle Chip]

The UFO defense won’t fly here either.

Among other things if it was a standard theatre UFO it would have stuck to its target — his face.

Milk Duds, JuJuBees, and Raisinettes do that.