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Administration vows to uncover source that leaked the news that Obama is black
Thoughtgrime.com (satire) ^ | January 22 | Sisyphus

Posted on 01/22/2014 7:40:22 PM PST by orwell2112

WASHINGTON – (TG) President Obama announced today that he would be appointing a special prosecutor to investigate the source of last week’s leaked information indicating he is black. The announcement comes as tens of millions of Americans continue to reel from the apparently devastating news indicating that the nation’s 44th president is of African American descent. According to the president, this explains his near-low 39% approval rating.

“There’s no doubt that there’s some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president,” Obama told the New Yorker for its January 27 edition.

Mr. Obama was initially elected in 2008 and was reelected in 2012.

Today, though, interviews on the street only confirmed the president’s deepest fears about the extent of the damage caused by the unauthorized release of the president’s race.

http://thoughtgrime.com/administration-vows-to-uncover-source-that-leaked-the-news-that-obama-is-black/

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1 posted on 01/22/2014 7:40:22 PM PST by orwell2112
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To: orwell2112

“indicating that the nation’s 44th president is of African American descent.”

African decent, not African American decent...


2 posted on 01/22/2014 7:44:55 PM PST by babygene ( .)
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To: babygene

Administration vows to uncover source that leaked the factual news that Obama is GAY and his real father was communist Marshall Davis.


3 posted on 01/22/2014 7:49:41 PM PST by wetgundog (" Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is no Vice")
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To: babygene

Good to know that Obama ancestry was decent.


4 posted on 01/22/2014 7:51:18 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: babygene

half WASP half African


5 posted on 01/22/2014 7:53:42 PM PST by hecht (america 9/11, Israel 24/7)
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To: orwell2112

Dear Mr. President.........
In reference to your low approval ratings.
It’s not about your race.
It’s not about your color.
It’s about your lies.
It’s about your lack of leadership.
You have created one hell of a mess.
Let me offer a suggestion........
RESIGN!


6 posted on 01/22/2014 7:59:21 PM PST by hapnHal (hapnHal)
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To: wetgundog

Can anyone spell D-N-A?


7 posted on 01/22/2014 8:01:19 PM PST by 353FMG
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To: orwell2112

I don’t like a Stalinist President!


8 posted on 01/22/2014 8:36:25 PM PST by YHAOS
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To: orwell2112
His approval rating is down to 32% now. Word is spreading fast through our
thoroughly racist nation! The jig is up. Soon everyone will know he's black.
9 posted on 01/22/2014 9:37:01 PM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: orwell2112
I personally agree with Theodore (Teddy) Roosevelt

Born / Died (October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919) See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt

("A hyphenated American is not an American at all." Teddy Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States, )

See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyphenated_American

2nd (Second) Paragraph, 3rd (Third) sentence.

The term "hyphenated American" was published by 1889,[2]
and was common as a derogatory term by 1904. During
World War I the issue arose of the primary political
loyalty of ethnic groups with close ties to Europe,
especially German Americans and also Irish Americans.

Former President Theodore Roosevelt in speaking to the largely Irish Catholic Knights of Columbus at Carnegie Hall on Columbus Day 1915, asserted that,[3]

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism. When I refer to hyphenated Americans, I do not refer to naturalized Americans. Some of the very best Americans I have ever known were naturalized Americans, Americans born abroad. But a hyphenated American is not an American at all … The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all possibility of its continuing to be a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities, an intricate knot of German-Americans, Irish-Americans, English-Americans, French-Americans, Scandinavian-Americans or Italian-Americans, each preserving its separate nationality, each at heart feeling more sympathy with Europeans of that nationality, than with the other citizens of the American Republic … There is no such thing as a hyphenated American who is a good American. The only man who is a good American is the man who is an American and nothing else.

10 posted on 01/23/2014 12:23:47 AM PST by Stanwood_Dave ("Testilying." Cop's don't lie, they just Testily{ing} as taught in their respected Police Academy.)
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To: babygene

Good point.


11 posted on 02/20/2014 5:03:41 AM PST by orwell2112
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