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Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm - police
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Posted on 01/27/2014 4:05:32 PM PST by NormsRevenge
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Just a reminder to those who are victims of the latest cold snap.. and sleep with their cows.. which probably means yur German or Swiss.. or sumthin' .. or just like cows.
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
something to plan for as the next mini-ice age rolls thru .. ventilation. :-}
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posted on
01/27/2014 4:06:29 PM PST
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi)
To: NormsRevenge
Algore knew this was coming. He said that cow farts would set the world on fire.
All hail algore!
5.56mm
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posted on
01/27/2014 4:08:42 PM PST
by
M Kehoe
To: NormsRevenge
I once worked as live-in help at a dairy farm near the Swiss boarder with France (Les Cluse et Mijou maybe...near Besancon(sp) or Pontalier(sp)). The house and barn were the same building, but not really sleeping with the cows :{). They had tow ropes for skiing in some of their pastures, a very nice family with three beautiful young daughters. 1977
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posted on
01/27/2014 4:12:51 PM PST
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: NormsRevenge
Sure. Reminds me of the time I told grandmother it wasn’t me, it was the dog.
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posted on
01/27/2014 4:13:50 PM PST
by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: NormsRevenge
Self-barbequing beef. The wonder of nature never ceases to amaze.
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posted on
01/27/2014 4:14:26 PM PST
by
Rebelbase
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To: NormsRevenge
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posted on
01/27/2014 4:15:34 PM PST
by
bgill
To: NormsRevenge
I hate cows!
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posted on
01/27/2014 4:21:51 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
To: NormsRevenge
This is exactly how the nursery ryhme line “the cow jumped over the moon” came to be. The was actually the way the ancient writer interpreted the rocket propelled cow’s lunar orbital flight.
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posted on
01/27/2014 4:22:14 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Did the ancients know they were ancients? Or did they see themselves as presents?)
To: NormsRevenge
Look here, Norm, do you expect me to get through this and keep a straight face?
Where DO you come up with this stuff. LOL!
(Except for that one poor cow injured.)
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posted on
01/27/2014 4:22:39 PM PST
by
RitaOK
( VIVA CHRISTO REY / Public education is the farm team for more Marxists coming.)
To: NormsRevenge
Gary Larson would have a hay day with this one.
To: Fester Chugabrew
I miss getting new Larson calendars every Christmas
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posted on
01/27/2014 4:43:36 PM PST
by
digger48
To: NormsRevenge
So the Chicago fire was started by a kicked over lantern but O’Leary’s cow cutting the ‘cheese’!
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posted on
01/27/2014 5:13:05 PM PST
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: NormsRevenge
Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm - police
German Police Arrest farmer for having WMD in his barn.
[Weapon of Moo Destruction]
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posted on
01/27/2014 5:28:56 PM PST
by
bunkerhill7
("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.")
To: NormsRevenge
That part of the Pokot tribe which lives in the mountains of NW Kenya sometimes build two-level mud huts. The goats are on the ground floor and their body heat keeps the people above warmer during the night.
When we were conducting medical clinics up there, the people mentioned seeing ice on their water buckets some mornings... about 60 miles north of the Equator, but at 10,000’ elevation.
To: TigersEye
Oh George, not the livestock.
To: NormsRevenge
A static electric charge caused the gas to explode
This is exactly why you have to keep your cows electrically grounded at all times, and in an inert atmosphere. They may not like it, but what price safety?
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posted on
01/27/2014 5:37:45 PM PST
by
FDNYRHEROES
(It's 3 AM. Let me sleep on it. I'll get back to you in 16 hours.)
To: NormsRevenge
I used to light mine when they broke the surface in the bath tub when I was a kid.
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posted on
01/27/2014 5:56:04 PM PST
by
dalereed
To: NormsRevenge
What, no video? I’m disappointed.
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posted on
01/27/2014 5:56:22 PM PST
by
RobinOfKingston
(Democrats--the party of Evil. Republicans--the party of Stupid.)
To: NormsRevenge
His Arrogance is giving a speech tomorrow night. His science adviser might want to warn him of the dangers of any flame as he talks out of his a$$!
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posted on
01/27/2014 5:56:30 PM PST
by
RetiredTexasVet
(Stalin is smiling in Hell at how well Obama has copied his communist organization.)
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