Woman, 41, batters and bites her 75-year-old boyfriend, cops say

South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^ | February 3, 2014 | Jon O'Neill

[ConservativeStatement]

Angry that her credit card was taken away, a 41-year-old Boca woman battered and bit her 75-year-old boyfriend, Boca police say.

The victim told police the woman, his live-in girlfriend of five years, bit and kicked during an argument that happened at about 6 p.m. Saturday in the 2200 block of West Silver Palm Road, according to a Boca Raton police report.

[Trod Upon]

You forgot the chair and top hat.

[gusty]

A little makeup, I see no double chin. The neck and upper chest area seems to indicate she is fit. For 41, she is a looker. I would say she even looks younger than her age, if it was stated she was 32, I would believe it.

I overheard that she might be from eastern Kentucky. I heard someone say she was a coal digger. I might have heard it wrong though.

[theneanderthal]

"Oh so now we need to be tamed like wild animals..huh? So how do you guys do that bigbob? Whip? Chain? LOL"

In my experience that aint possible. Well, presumably so, but not short of violence and captivity.

Crazy ex gf molitoved my car, in my carport, adjacent to my house. The house burned down. I have been married to my date of that night for 30 plus years. If she had any sense she would have run screaming from the fire. Instead she had empathy and stuck around long enough to figure me out.

Now if I can just figure her out the universe may grind to a halt.

Ex gf served 5 of 15 and went worse from there.

[Mark17]

blue pills

Roger that, and now the pills are cheap. These guys are in 7th Heaven, and don't even need a prescription here.

[GladesGuru]

A somewhat cute Gimme Pig - but as swine are prone to do, when threatened with loss of a food source she went Full Swine.

[Mister Da]

Another chimpanzee attack?

[Delta Dawn]

‘Oh so now we need to be tamed like wild animals’

Whoa Nellie...

[PapaBear3625]

Oh so now we need to be tamed like wild animals..huh? So how do you guys do that bigbob? Whip? Chain? LOL

If not "tamed", at least gotten to tone down the crazy to tolerable levels.

[PapaBear3625]

They've been together five years, so he got her when she was about 36 and he was 70. I'm going to guess she was a bit too dysfunctional to survive well on her own (as demonstrated by her latest episode) and too crazy for a boyfriend her own age to want to put up with her, and thus was agreeable to be the girlfriend of this guy, in exchange for being allowed an acceptable budget.

She's having difficulty accepting that her market value has been declining with age.

[Fightin Whitey]

whip me...beat me...

...make me feel cheep..

[Night Hides Not]

It’s Bush’s fault!

Not going there...no, no, no...

[a fool in paradise]

And she’ll have fun fun fun until her sugar daddy takes the car away...

[Lazamataz]

I’d hit it.

[Lazamataz]

Oh so now we need to be tamed like wild animals..huh?

Not so much tamed, as BROKEN.

And their souls must be devoured.

[Dilbert San Diego]

OMG. You’re suggesting that this is a “sugar daddy” situation???? She doesn’t love him for his intellect and personality and all that????

And in spite of the age difference, he doesn’t love her for the same reasons, her intellect and personality and all that?

Did he notice that she’s a lot younger than he is? Did she notice that he’s a lot older?

Well, you do wonder if as a live in situation, if she works at all, or if he totally supports her in exchange for whatever.

[Kackikat]

Take turns at what Mr. Fightin Whitey?

[Kackikat]

What if she’s normal? Do you institute new rules?

[Kackikat]

Is there anything else you need to see, in case I can’t find the top hat? Be careful how you answer... I do have the chair....lol

[Kackikat]

The motto of that story is some women cannot be tamed, ever.

[Kackikat]

Post #7 from bigbob explains everything!