Moose jumps from a height

liveleak.com ^ | 1-31-14 | Live Leak

[TurboZamboni]

BORLÄNGE A confused and stressed moose was seen running around in the parking lot outside the shopping mall dome. Suddenly, the elk jumped over a high railing , fell to the ground and then died of his injuries.

[EinNYC]

Yeah, I am sad that the moose died. Poor thing. Probably just confused and then panicked.

[FredZarguna]

[Flick Lives]

If you like your mööse you can keep your mööse.

[Daffynition]

[Conspiracy Guy]

Never go near a height. The desire to jump from one can be overwhelming. The same thing goes for a depth where many things tend to drown.

[lee martell]

I support Broadway Joe to wear his big fur coat if he wants to, but there is something about that oversized fluffed out coat that reminds me of what Hollywood thought black pimps would wear decades back. All Joe needs is one of those wide brimmed hats, a jeweled cigarrete holder and a walking cane to complete the picture.

[FreedomPoster]

And doubly absurd given the temperature was something like 45F, not 4F.

That’s heavy jacket weather.

[elcid1970]

Or a Superfly swordcane.

This story reminds me of what comes out when you play “Strawberry Fields Forever” backwards:

“A Pair of Sleepy Red Moose”

[Cvengr]

He forgot his skateboard.

[JoeProBono]

[Fightin Whitey]

Transgender deal he always believed he was Rudolph deep inside.

[Fightin Whitey]

he = she

These things get so confusing nowdays.

[ThePatriotsFlag]

Probably a gender thing gone awry...moose decides it’s an elk then goes crazy. Surprised it didn’t happen in California.

[TurboZamboni]

Could be an investment banker moose.