When he boarded the airplane, he said he had to drain the lizzard.
When I lived in El Paso people would go over to the Old Marketplace in Juarez Mex to get exotic pets unavailable or prohibitively expensive in the US.
So a guy and his wife go over to get a baby skunk and try to smuggle it back across the border checkpoint wrapped up in a bundle and stuffed under the woman’s skirt.
She says “But what about the horrible smell!?”
The husband says “That skunk can stand it for 10 minutes!”