Posted on 02/13/2014 4:13:35 PM PST by nickcarraway
If there were awards for such things, an Australian teen would assuredly win the prize for most unique robbery attempt.
According to the Queensland Times, police were called to a local 7-Eleven store after reports that a chainsaw-wielding suspect, wearing a flowerpot on his head to disguise his identity, made a memorable attempt to rob the store.
Workers at the convenience store say around 4:30 a.m. Monday the suspect, Steven Frank Steele, entered the store and began terrorizing them in an attempt to rob the place.
They say Steele "lunged at them" with the chainsaw and then attacked several display racks and a window while demanding money.
Police say things got even more bizarre when Steele dropped his pants "exposing his buttocks" to the shocked store employees.
Instead of handing over cash, the two employees fled to a back room to escape the chaos.
Steele allegedly then gave up and left with only a bottle of soda.
He didn't get far. A police officer responding to reports of the robbery noticed Steele walking down a nearby street and placed him under arrest.
The allegedly stolen chainsaw was found nearby in a bush by a police dog.
Steele is charged with multiple crimes, including one count of armed robbery, two counts of willful damage, one count of public nuisance and with damaging a parked vehicle while fleeing the crime scene.
Investigators say Steele was drunk during the late-night rampage.
most unique
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Something is either unique or it is not; it can’t be most unique.
I’m picturing a large flower pot, 3 gallon or so, inverted and obscuring the man’s face.
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That’s what I picture, but how does he see then?
Picture in post 26. It looks like the pot is on his head, but not obscuring his face. Great disguise!
I reminds me of my 2-year-old, the aforementioned blunt trauma instrument, putting a stuffed animal on her head and announcing, “My hat!”
Yeah, I did see the picture after I had made my comment. Something tells me your two-year-old has more sense than this guy. :)
I guess we need a 3 day waiting period for chainsaw purchases.
No Texan would be caught dead with that itsy-bitsy chainsaw. Is that a butter knife?
A three day waiting period for gardening supplies.
I’ll see your crazy African and Asian criminal stories and raise you http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos/
Yes!
Been to a few of their concerts.
The best!
I’m at Walmart almost every day, but nobody has taken my picture.
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