[Sir Napsalot]

I don't mind getting a new video game.

[Salamander]

Art supplies.

Or books.

Or software.

[al baby]

We do very little for holidays but splurge on Cruises when we see fit so boho on them

[martin_fierro]

Yeah, as if.

[afraidfortherepublic]

Those are just sick!

[AU72]

Membership to Weight Watchers could land you in the hospital.

[thackney]

I was surprised candy wasn't listed.

[2banana]

Men, predictably, want sex (44 percent). Unless they want a video game (14 percent).

Power tools work. So do - Guns. Ammo. Knives. Camping gear. Flashlights. Generators. Chainsaws. Car parts. Historic military items. Sunglasses. Flamethrowers. BBQ. Boots. Tattoos. He-man shirts. Boats Fishing gear. Hunting gear. Locomotives. etc.

[Fiji Hill]

St. Valentine’s Day is becoming a huge commercial holiday. Seems it’s beginning to rival Halloween.

[bgill]

All the flowers and candy for one day are just hoopla. I’d rather use the money spent on the electric bill. Show me you love me every day by picking your socks off the floor and I’m good.

[Secret Agent Man]

really bad valentine’s day gifts for women:

1. hydroxycut

2. treadmill

3. fat pants

4. mustache wax

5. gym membership

6. several tins of altoids

7. deodorant

8. new laundry basket

9. cookbook

10. card with mistress’ name in it

11. eating bib

[pallis]

I made my wife a vanilla cake with peanut butter frosting, and my son and I are getting ready to make some cards.

[Revolting cat!]

[onyx]

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[2harddrive]

Planned Parenthood said the ideal Valentine’s Day gift is a Prepaid Abortion gift card! Can you BELIEVE those ghouls?

[Bigg Red]

Traditional flowers and chocolates are passé; a nice dinner seems hackneyed.

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Not true and not true.

[eldoradude]