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Bad marketing move: Planned Parenthood sells baby onesies
Live Action News ^ | Kristi Burton Brown

Posted on 02/26/2014 10:42:11 AM PST by Morgana

In a remarkably baffling move, Planned Parenthood is selling baby onesies in its online Marketplace.

The abortion giant writes:

Care for your little one in this adorable 100% combed ringspun cotton onesie. Featuring our tagline, Care. No matter what, in an adorable heart design, this onesie is designed to handle everyday knock around.

Well, for starters, “everyday knock around” doesn’t exactly describe how a caring parent should treat an infant. (Keep in mind that these onesies are sold in sizes as small as newborn.) But I suppose the idea of “knocking around” a kid shouldn’t sound that foreign coming from an organization that performs abortions on 92% of pregnant women who come to it.

Especially not when you consider the reality of what abortion is.

Basically, you could say these onesies are designed for the 8 out of 100 unborn babies who make it out of Planned Parenthood alive. “Care. No matter what” seems a very appropriate slogan, indeed. Though I’d wager it’s interpreted more along the lines of “Care. As long as we don’t abort you first. Which we probably will.”

Also interesting is that these onesies are not sold in preemie sizes. Of course, Planned Parenthood supports a woman’s “right” to order her child to be executed up until birth. Is this failure to offer preemie sizes an indication of Planned Parenthood’s belief that babies born at twenty-some weeks of gestation should/could have been aborted anyway? Apparently the slogan “Care. No matter what” doesn’t extend to them.

Planned Parenthood baby onesieEven babies who are scientifically proven to feel pain will be freely aborted by Planned Parenthood. (Here we learn that “Care. No matter what” doesn’t apply to them, either.)

Furthermore, women, according to at least one Planned Parenthood president, “need the right to decide for themselves when life begins.” (Does this mean that if “knocking around” your infant goes a little too far, it’s okay, as long as the mother decided that her three-month-old wasn’t really a life anyway?) Dangerous ideas here, Planned Parenthood.

Needless to say, Planned Parenthood should probably rethink the idea of selling baby onesies to make a few extra dollars.

Not only is it baffling, but it’s also pretty despicable to use babies who survive the abortion culture to advertise for an organization that willingly kills their brothers and sisters – far more often than it allows them to live.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: abortion; babykillers; infanticide; irony; onesies; plannedparenthood; prolife; waronchildren
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1 posted on 02/26/2014 10:42:12 AM PST by Morgana
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To: Morgana

If it had enough room, perhaps it should say “I survived Planned Parenthood’s attempts to kill me and all I got was this lousy onsie.”


2 posted on 02/26/2014 10:45:43 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: Morgana

Evil, sick freaks.


3 posted on 02/26/2014 10:48:50 AM PST by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Morgana

Maybe they should change it from “Care” to “Care Less.”


4 posted on 02/26/2014 10:49:03 AM PST by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: Morgana

They should sell little tiny caskets.


5 posted on 02/26/2014 10:50:46 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Morgana

6 am day after Christmas
I throw some clothes on in the dark
The smell of cold
Car seat is freezing
The world is sleeping
I am numb
Up the stairs to her apartment
She is balled up on the couch
Her mom and dad went down to Charlotte
they’re not home to find us out
And we drive
Now that I have found someone
I’m feeling more alone
Than I ever have before
She’s a brick and I’m drowning slowly
they call her name at 7:30
I pace around the parking lot
then I walk down to buy her flowers
And sell some gifts that I got
Can’t you see
It’s not me you’re dying for
Now she’s feeling more alone
Then she ever has before
She’s a brick and I’m drowning slowly
off the coast and I’m headed nowhere
She’s a brick and I’m drowning slowly
As weeks went by
It showed that she was not fine
They told me son it’s time to tell the truth
She broke down and I broke down
Cause I was tired of lying
Driving home to her apartment
For the moment we’re alone
She’s alone
I’m alone
Now I know it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Vd8PFzWGw


6 posted on 02/26/2014 10:51:10 AM PST by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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To: Morgana

I love it that they keep shooting themselves in the foot. It makes my day. After this marketing effort tanks, I think they should sell votive candles, like the ones that appear at a place by the roadside where someone died. Anybody else have any good ideas for them?


7 posted on 02/26/2014 10:53:38 AM PST by married21 ( As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: Morgana

The guy is thinking, “I’m gonna beat yo momma’s ass. You sure cain’t be one of mine!”


8 posted on 02/26/2014 10:53:44 AM PST by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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To: WXRGina

Maybe....depends on what the ‘onesie’ says. If it were something like “I survived my mom’s visit to Planned Parenthood,” then I think it’s appropriate.


9 posted on 02/26/2014 10:54:57 AM PST by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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To: Morgana

I say we market one that says: This baby survived a genocide attempt by Planned Parenthood.


10 posted on 02/26/2014 10:58:14 AM PST by GraceG
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To: Morgana
Care for your little one in this adorable 100% combed ringspun cotton onesie. Featuring our tagline, Care. No matter what, in an adorable heart design, this onesie is designed to handle everyday knock around.

 

Aww, isn't that sweet. They have a cute little onesie designed to handle everyday knock around. That is... if the poor kid survives THIS everday knock around:


11 posted on 02/26/2014 11:01:06 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Morgana

“Care. No Matter What”

seriously??

It really is a mental illness


12 posted on 02/26/2014 11:01:18 AM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Morgana

I assume it comes with a plasic bag for the child’s head.


13 posted on 02/26/2014 11:07:21 AM PST by mykroar (We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again. - Nathanael Greene)
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To: Morgana

14 posted on 02/26/2014 11:15:03 AM PST by South40 (Liberalism is a Disease)
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To: Morgana

It would be more honest if they sold buckets.


15 posted on 02/26/2014 11:21:15 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

To use those tools on a baby - pure evil.


16 posted on 02/26/2014 11:31:18 AM PST by dainbramaged (Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon; windage and elevation.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I was going to offer “They let me live” I like yours better, but you’d have to wear a 3x (adult) to fit it all in.


17 posted on 02/26/2014 11:36:33 AM PST by Shimmer1 (When you have neither the law nor the facts on your side, pound the table.)
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To: Morgana

What next? Funeral homes selling vitamins.


18 posted on 02/26/2014 11:39:28 AM PST by WinMod70
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To: Morgana

That’s like KFC selling baby chicken bibs or something.....


19 posted on 02/26/2014 11:41:01 AM PST by Politicalkiddo (Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. -M. Twain)
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To: Morgana



20 posted on 02/26/2014 11:46:43 AM PST by MeshugeMikey (how many times has obie fundamentaly transformed obamacare now?)
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To: Morgana

21 posted on 02/26/2014 11:49:31 AM PST by oblomov
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To: Morgana
Sanger Approved! (for white kids only)
22 posted on 02/26/2014 12:20:38 PM PST by fungoking (Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
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To: Morgana
It wouldn't happen to look like this, would it?


23 posted on 02/26/2014 12:23:58 PM PST by Svartalfiar
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To: Svartalfiar

Why would anyone put that statement on a baby? I don’t get the feeling that baby is safe.


24 posted on 02/26/2014 12:34:33 PM PST by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs assist!)
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To: Jane Long
Look - they even have the Trayvon "Care Dot" Hoodie edition - uniquely designed with plenty of "Care Dot" targets for that armed victim who's getting his or her head bashed into the pavement...


25 posted on 02/26/2014 1:29:20 PM PST by MaskedMan
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