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The Full Monty Python: Snake Devours a Crocodile… Whole
Metro UK ^
| Monday 3 Mar 2014
Posted on 03/03/2014 11:41:28 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
"And now for something completely different"
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posted on
03/03/2014 11:43:53 AM PST
by
Zeneta
(Thoughts in time and out of season.)
To: nickcarraway
Burp.
That’s a croc!
Pass the TUMS.
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posted on
03/03/2014 11:44:58 AM PST
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
To: nickcarraway
Awwww. That’s a baby croc. Tough chewin’, but just a baby.
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posted on
03/03/2014 11:46:37 AM PST
by
Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: GladesGuru
Damn it GG, I have been worried about our local Python Gap for weeks now. Look at this Aussie snike get down to business!
It seems our local pythons are just not trying. will you pleasde try and motivate them. Perhaps offer them a totally worthless native as an occasional treat?*
*As defined by anyone contemplating a vote for that Sink thing, who I am assured is Cannot Understand Normal Thinking type of person... and an Obama towel girl besides.
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posted on
03/03/2014 11:49:33 AM PST
by
Kenny Bunk
(Don't let the aftershave and embalming fluid fool you. Many RINOs are actually dead meat.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
03/03/2014 11:49:49 AM PST
by
OwenKellogg
(Fundamental transformation leads to Crimea.)
To: Salamander
To: Salamander
"SNEK!"
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posted on
03/03/2014 11:52:46 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: nickcarraway
Did they name the snake “Putin” and the croc “Ukraine”?
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posted on
03/03/2014 12:08:19 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: nickcarraway
That’s gotta impact his slitherability.....
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posted on
03/03/2014 12:08:38 PM PST
by
G Larry
(Did You Like That Better?)
To: nickcarraway
I hate snakes, crocodiles and alligators.
Death to them all!
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posted on
03/03/2014 12:10:28 PM PST
by
StormEye
To: G Larry
“That’s gotta impact his slither ability.”
Wait until it poops! “Gotta pass it to see what’s in it!”
To: NormsRevenge
"Pass the TUMS."
More like: "Pass the Metamucil and the Preparation H!!!"
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posted on
03/03/2014 12:20:04 PM PST
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: nickcarraway
Queensland is hereby struck from my “must visit” list.
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posted on
03/03/2014 12:35:29 PM PST
by
Ax
To: nickcarraway
Burmese Pythons in Florida have been photographed eating (or having eaten) quite large alligators.
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posted on
03/03/2014 12:37:13 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I've forgotten most of those languages, but I remember the joke.)
To: nickcarraway
Welcome to Australlia, turn back or get eaten or poisoned by our many horrible animals that live here...
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posted on
03/03/2014 12:39:31 PM PST
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GraceG
To: GraceG
Or, worse, be forced to eat Vegemite.
To: nickcarraway
It’s not bad, on toast with a fried egg.
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posted on
03/03/2014 12:53:17 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I've forgotten most of those languages, but I remember the joke.)
To: Ax
In Cooktown 25 years ago, we got a group together with the intent of walking down to the estuary to get a view of the big ol’ Saltwater Croc’s.
One of the locals casually asked if we were bringing our skyhooks....
“Skyhooks?”.....”What”, “Why”....
“You’ll want one to climb up when a salty comes racing outta the bush at you.....”
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posted on
03/03/2014 1:02:53 PM PST
by
G Larry
(Did You Like That Better?)
To: Zeneta
I have this weird hunger pang for spaghetti!
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posted on
03/03/2014 1:03:18 PM PST
by
SgtHooper
(If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.)
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