[Lazamataz]

Turns out I had Consumption and Congestive Chill, Bloody Flux which caused Apoplexy, the Grippe, and Flus of Humour, Scrofula, and Putrid Fever.

God I love how they used to refer to disease back in the 1800’s.

[Salvey]

Sounds like neurasthenia to me.

[Mad Dawgg]

My theory is once your symptoms include “anal seepage” its time for a trip to the Doctor...

[Salvey]

Another possibility is hysteria due to wandering womb.

[texgal]

BE careful with bacterial pneumonia. I was sick with a severe sinus infection as a result of Cedar Fever. God some meds (I am allergic to penicillin) and it seems that at some point in time during second round of antibiotics, it turned into bacterial pneumonia.

The beastie bacteria weren't phased by the antibiotics and the bacteria got into my bloodstream and damaged my heart. I had a heart attack and now only have 63% of my regular heart function. Changed my life forever.

[gigster]

It sounds as though something “Hit” Laz!

[Maudeen]

I would strongly suggest you have some silver biotics and asap gel on hand!

[stars & stripes forever]

Silver Sol will take care of the flu.

[Celtic Conservative]

At least you didn't succumb to the vapors or the heartbreak of psoriasis! Seriously, though I too came down with a lung infection in Feboo Ferbruer, last month. The same night It started to seriously get worse, My furnace broke. It got down to -20 in the frostbitten thumb of the enchanted mitten that night, and about 45 indoors. I piled all available blankets and cats on the bed (they eventually wimped out and got under the covers with me) and called the heating and cooling guy pronto at sun-up. T'was then I heard the heating guys words of pain: "gee, they don't make these any more!". I heated the house with borrowed space heaters for a week until a part came in. fortunately it was relatively cheap, but what with losing one of my furbabies and the biblical proportions of this winter it was just too fripping much.

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