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A Very Important And Important Scientific Ranking of Jerry's Girlfriends
uproxx ^ | 3/6/2014 | Ashley Burns

Posted on 03/07/2014 7:17:46 PM PST by Gamecock

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To: yarddog

is that her burning water? :-)


61 posted on 03/08/2014 12:26:35 AM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: yarddog

yup.

but then his parents raved about her and that’s when he lost interest, b/c if THEY thought she was awesome therehad to be something wrong.


62 posted on 03/08/2014 12:28:30 AM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: All

I liked Elisa Lowenshon, the gymnast, who was disappointed in the Comedian. She also starred in weird vampire movie with Peter Fonda among others.
There was also Winona, the Indian.
And the understudy, who seemed to be a Tonya Harding lookalike.

All that being said, George and Kramer had more interesting girlfriends.


63 posted on 03/08/2014 1:25:37 AM PST by crazycatlady
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To: Gamecock

The fem author of this article is a symbol of what’s going wrong in America. She is more concerned with crap sit-coms than what changes are being enforced on US citizens by the Obama/Holder regime.

She mentions Seinfeld and Two and 1/2 Men. After seeing the teaser ads for those and other ridiculous programs, like Friends, et al, I quickly made a decision to never watch them; and I swear I’ve never watched a single episode.

Her generation and those following the trend are responsible for the decline of success in America and its very low rating as a world power by countries around the world.

I detest these brain-dead airheads like her.


64 posted on 03/08/2014 2:30:42 AM PST by octex
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To: bigbob
agree..never watched, wasn't a groupie kinda thing..
hence, miscellaneous cat.

65 posted on 03/08/2014 2:37:39 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: octex

Wow! ...My first posting on this thread was before reading the following comments.

I’m definitely surprised by how many FReepers have watched such programs. ....Sorry if my comments pissed anyone off, but I was just expressing my thoughts on such programs.


66 posted on 03/08/2014 2:42:27 AM PST by octex
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To: bigbob

But you take pride in posting on every Seinfeld thread on FR. :-P


67 posted on 03/08/2014 3:29:04 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: yarddog
Also my late wife would had stood up against just about any of them in both face and form.

Aw. So sweet. Sorry for your loss. I'll bet she loved you as much as you loved her. God bless.

68 posted on 03/08/2014 3:29:06 AM PST by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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To: yarddog

She’s beautiful! And cute as a button!


69 posted on 03/08/2014 3:32:27 AM PST by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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To: octex
I haven't had cable TV since ... well, for most of the past 38 years. {^)

A lot of TV one gets from osmosis, just being American. Seinfeld is a brilliant show in a lot of ways (have caught episodes here and there ... I like Kramer the best, he just busts me up).

... and I swear I’ve never watched a single episode. Her generation and those following the trend are responsible for the decline of success in America and its very low rating as a world power by countries around the world.

I am disgusted with about 90 percent of what little I see on TV. I appreciate your distinction of "the generation responsible for." But really, shows like Seinfeld are no more responsible for what a generation becomes, than Shakespeare was for the behavior of his contemporaries.

70 posted on 03/08/2014 3:50:03 AM PST by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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To: dfwgator

Bingo


71 posted on 03/08/2014 5:32:55 AM PST by Vinnie
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To: Secret Agent Man

He was kinda married to George too.

Not that there’s anything WRONG with that.


72 posted on 03/08/2014 5:45:08 AM PST by DManA
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To: workerbee

Marble Rye.


73 posted on 03/08/2014 5:53:33 AM PST by DManA
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To: workerbee

Why did you tell her I’m a marine biologist. You KNOW I’ve always wanted to pretend to be an architect.


74 posted on 03/08/2014 5:56:58 AM PST by DManA
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To: crazycatlady
Agreed. George had the best girlfriend in Marissa Tomei.
75 posted on 03/08/2014 6:08:16 AM PST by Benito Cereno
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To: octex
"She is more concerned with crap sit-coms...."

Should have gone all CAPS - I mean your whole post.

(To steal from "Stripes": "Lighten up, Francis")

76 posted on 03/08/2014 9:05:06 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: Benito Cereno

Actually my favorite was from one of the very first episodes, in the first season. George was dating Jerry’s accountant, who ended up having a breakdown and going into a mental institution. She made papier mâché hats, if you recall, and George asked if that was practical, since the hats would get wet in the rain. The actress who played her ended up playing another unlikable eccentric in Northern Exposure.

George dated Michelle Pfeiffers sister.

And one if the most screamingly funny episodes was the Pez dispenser episode in which George was was obsessed with getting “hand” (meaning the upper hand) in his relationship with a pianist. When she dumps him, he says “you can’t do that, I have hand.” She says “And you’re gonna need it.”

What about some of Elaine’s boyfriends? One of my favorites was The Communist, who seemed to look like Leon Trotsky.

I stopped watching TV in 2009. I couldn’t talk intelligently about say Modern Family or other current shows. But I have been listening to a lot of old CBS radio mystery theatre shows on YouTube. I think this escapist stuff is important for the same reason I voted for WA to start selling booze in the grocery stores—during the Obama administration—you’re gonna need it.


77 posted on 03/08/2014 11:12:32 AM PST by crazycatlady
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To: miss marmelstein

That was Kramer’s GF


78 posted on 03/08/2014 2:25:54 PM PST by Hammerhead
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To: Hammerhead

The deaf girl. Maudlin something.

butt was too big.

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79 posted on 03/08/2014 2:26:36 PM PST by Hammerhead
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Tuesday Weld played Thalia Menninger.

The second-most seen girl in Dobie's life was Zelda Gilroy (Sheila James), because of 'propinquity.'

Other girlfriends were Cheryl Holdridge, Michele Lee, Susan Watson, Marlo Thomas, Sally Kellerman, Ellen Burstyn (billed as Ellen McRae), Barbara Babcock, Sherry Jackson, Diana Millay, Barbara Bain. Yvonne Craig (who played five different girlfriends), and Danielle De Metz.

80 posted on 03/08/2014 2:38:00 PM PST by Scoutmaster (I'd rather be at Philmont)
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