When confronted with unwanted cats in our yard I get out the .22, do a little target practice, and then hang the carcass on a fence because the crows have to eat, too.
Problem solved.
Another brilliant statement from another warped mind, unless you were being sarcastic in which case you failed awesomely!
We had a cat in our apartment complex that would run up to and claw our screen window to try to intimidate our cat. The screen wasn't in that great of shape after numerous clawings and so next time the cat ran up to our window it got a little surprise.
The next time I saw the cat, it was completely across a grassy area and couldn't run fast enough when I saw me. I never realize that cats could fly. It leaped up to the second floor from the ground. Apparently its home. Easily eight feet. Lol.
Anyway, problem solved.
Too bad this happened in England, where you probably need a permit for a BB gun. In Chicago the rats look like small cats - huge! I often use my Gamo air rifle on them but must often finish the job with an entrenching tool because the pellet only seems to stun them.
Careful now; the cat cultists will react with more venom and vile than you can imagine if you even joke about hurting their precious felines. More so than they would if it was an innocent human being.
Try that within my view and I’ll see your ass in jail.
Exactly right.