Woolly Mammoths Are Coming Back, Say Cloning Scientists

DVICE ^ | March 14, 2014 | Michael Trei

[School of Rational Thought]

I say clone those babies. A breeding program can eventually get pretty close to the real deal.

[dalereed]

lock the crazy bastards up before they can create one!

[Palmetto Patriot]

I'll take mine medium rare, please

[C210N]

OK, but you have to use a spear.

And you have to use a real Neanderthal's spear designed for close combat.

None of those wimpy effete cro-magnon homo-sapiens spears that you just flick from the other side of the field.

[NY Cajun]

I’m gonna need a bigger barbeque pit. Put the rice on, mama!

[ArmyTeach]

University of Alaska Fairbanks has in its museum (must see, if you ever visit) a fully intact wooly mammoth calf. It was discovered in the Tanana Flats between Fairbanks and the mountain range. It’s name is ‘Blue Babe’ and it is in fact blue due to the vermiculite in the soil where it was discovered.

[Beowulf9]

[roofgoat]

corn fed or grass fed?

[Texan5]

That is nice-but I want a mammoth rug...

[Eric in the Ozarks]

They flew in on a Lufthansa DC-10 when were at Ixtapa.
Those girls never met Mr. Gillette.

[vladimir998]

You’re taking all the fun out of my future mammoth hunt! :)

[NVDave]

My first reaction as well.

I’d recommend nothing smaller than a .404 Jeffery for a rifle.

[Georgia Girl 2]

I’m OK with it as long as they don’t bring back T-Rex. :-)

[stormer]

No - just a spear. And one you make yourself with your bare hands...

[C210N]

Putting the original challenge into it... it will be more exciting!

[rabidralph]

what do they taste like?

[Texan5]

I second that-

“Oooh, no-they say he’s got to go-go go Godzilla”...

[DogByte6RER]

[cripplecreek]

This should do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFYXTH7Gdhk

[KarlInOhio]

I’d recommend nothing smaller than a .404 Jeffery for a rifle.

You'll get a stone tipped spear and like it.