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10 Things Never To Say To A Flight Attendant
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Posted on 03/19/2014 12:49:41 PM PDT by Lmo56

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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

That’s no man. That’s Lena Dunham.


61 posted on 03/19/2014 4:14:34 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: dhs12345

I’ve flown many times. Best flight Singapore air biz class la to singapore


62 posted on 03/19/2014 4:18:01 PM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: dangerdoc

if a man has a good sense of humor and can make a woman laugh, he’s got it made. Women love that kind of man.


63 posted on 03/19/2014 4:32:11 PM PDT by goat granny (.)
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To: ponygirl

Love the insight... just last weekend we were discussing the era when commercial aviation was a civilized way to travel... it was in a thread where someone linked to an old film I had never seen before... from 1961 called something like The Flight That Disappeared.

Men wore jackets and ties, ladies nice dresses. Pilots were all ex-military, stewardess pretty and smartly dress... and I was struck by the width of the seats and the aisle... 2 flight attendants could easily walk.around each other in the aisle.

Then there was the whole smoking light actually being turned off... a “lounge” section, and the cockpit door wasn’t reinforced with Kevlar.

Very elegant.

And I reflected on today... slobs in sweatpants and hoodies... the whole cell phone thing... getting groped by TSA... does the laptop need to come out of the bag this week? If I want a cigarette and have to go outside, you mean to say I have to go through Security screening for another 45 minutes?

All I can say is I feel so awful for flight attendants having to put up with people that don’t have the class required to ride in the luggage bin on Greyhound.


64 posted on 03/19/2014 4:33:33 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: dangerdoc

That’s amazing... Sometimes I wonder if flight attendants would ever become interested in a passenger like that... hey a fella can dream can’t he? Still, I guess that was a different time... all women now-a-days automatically disrespect men... and the men have given up being men.


65 posted on 03/19/2014 4:42:33 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Lmo56

You probably want to steer clear of “allahu akbar” too.


66 posted on 03/19/2014 4:46:47 PM PDT by Heart-Rest ("Our hearts are restless, Lord, until they rest in Thee." - St. Augustine)
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To: Lmo56

If you’re enjoying the flight, never say you’re having a blast!


67 posted on 03/19/2014 4:49:45 PM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: PapaNew

Click on the photo’s, things not to say are under each picture.


68 posted on 03/19/2014 4:55:09 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz; JoeProBono

Here’s a challenge for you Mr. Bono.


69 posted on 03/19/2014 4:57:25 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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70 posted on 03/19/2014 5:30:56 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: ponygirl

You are proud that you wouldn’t help someone with a sick child?


71 posted on 03/19/2014 5:49:53 PM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: JoeProBono

You are a genius, sir.


72 posted on 03/19/2014 6:30:31 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: JoeProBono

I remember that episode: defender of Benghazi

Scary


73 posted on 03/19/2014 6:37:52 PM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: morphing libertarian

74 posted on 03/19/2014 6:57:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

ROFL!!!!!

Classic.


75 posted on 03/19/2014 7:05:55 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("Heck of a reset there, Hillary")
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To: JoeProBono

Bossy


76 posted on 03/19/2014 7:16:34 PM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: morphing libertarian
Bossy

Say that now, and you're liable to get thrown out of the plane.

77 posted on 03/19/2014 7:17:56 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

What difference does it make


78 posted on 03/19/2014 7:19:21 PM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: Lmo56

"All the Freepers think I'm a manly man but my secret desire is to serve vodka tonics to businessmen and have them invite me to their hotel rooms after the flight."


79 posted on 03/19/2014 7:32:18 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
Or you can say “Do you know who I am?” like Hollywood liberals say when the flight attendant asks them to shut off their cellphone.

True story: there was an infamous flight attendant, and likely one of the most senior on any airline, named Zoe. If you were ever a flight attendant, you might have heard of her; her stories are legendary in the biz. I have no idea how many times she has been fired, but I think the following episode was one of them.

Anyway, Zoe was trying to get a passenger in Business Class to properly stow his luggage and sit down, so that the plane could push off the blocks. When she insisted he sit down, he did the ole "Do you have ANY idea who you are talking to? Do you know who I am??" And she just looked at him, walked up to the front of the plane, picked up the handset, and announced to the entire plane, "Attention passengers, there is a gentleman in Business Class that doesn't seem to know who he is. Could someone please come up and identify him? Thank you."

By the way, I flew with Zoe to Rio. I was very junior and was called out on reserve to fly with this very senior crew from Miami. When I saw her, and then saw her behavior, I knew that every single story about her was true. It was also confirmed by the crew I was flying with. "Oh yeah, she's crazy." they told me. I just tried to stay out of her path. As a little silver-winger (probationary period for the first 6 months), I was rightly scared of her.

80 posted on 03/20/2014 6:00:19 AM PDT by Shelayne
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