[southern rock]

You can find a "purist" for just about anything under the sun. They all share one thing in common. They are all a$$holes.

[Talisker]

You can find a "purist" for just about anything under the sun. They all share one thing in common. They are all a$$holes.

Well I was GONNA say that as a purist, if I opened a pizza joint, the only thing I would serve would be cheese pizza, and pepperoni pizza. And the only option would be to get it half-and-half. And of course, these would be the best damn cheese and pepperoni pizzas in the world.

But now? Never mind.