[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Hey now, all you sinners
Put your lights on, put your lights on
Hey now, all you lovers
Put your lights on, put your lights on

Hey now, all you killers
Put your lights on, put your lights on
Hey now, all you children
Leave your lights on, you better leave your lights on

‘Cuz there’s a monster
Livin’ under your bed!

[SunkenCiv]

I wondered where I’d left my monster...