Posted on 03/30/2014 12:13:09 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
I work in television. But we’re like the military — even if you’re in the Army, you have an idea about how the Air Force works!
TV show budgets are closely head secrets, too.
I decided to see it after a cute lady asked. So, I put all accounts aside and saw it as a movie on its own.
It’s kind of hokey, like a star trek-ish disaster movie where the script writers kept looking for emotional angles to support the boring plot.
Seriously, how can anybody do an interesting story about a boat and a flood? You can’t do a remake of Gilligan’s Island, there’s no island. All you can do is develop some excuse for the building of a giant ark by a crew of rock creatures, let the rains fall and then say “Boy, glad that’s over; the end!”
The writers got in a few cheap shots at biblical verses, such as man having dominion over all the animals as the villain eats a lizard. The writers should have put him in as slaughtering a Unicorn instead.
I see a sequel coming up. The rock creatures build the pyramids in Egypt and prove the jews should not be in Israel.
“closely head secrets, too.”
Oops. Closely HELD secrets...
I’m sure they are, but whoever provides the funding knows, don’t they?
As an aside, I’m not a fan of racial diversity, or gender diversity, or lifestyle diversity, but I am a big fan of the professional diversity at Free Republic!
RE: The writers should have put him in as slaughtering a Unicorn instead.
I don’t mind spoilers, so, is it true that Unicorns were in the ark in the movie?
Perhaps there was, but I didn’t see any.
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