So not only is telling his kids this long rambling story which is mostly about his unhealthy obsession with that emotionally unavailbale woman, Robin, but then he never even married his baby momma. Ted is a terrible person.
He did get married. That was the last scene in McClaren’s, right before the wedding. Tracy dragged Robin in as a surprise. He did it many years after the kids were born.
Haha - he did finally marry their mother when the kids were six or seven years old....