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NFL fans to get an in-seat visit from cheerleaders
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/rightwing243.html ^

Posted on 04/01/2014 6:24:32 PM PDT by navysealdad

TLANTA (CPS Atlanta) — The National Football Leagues has partnered with an app developer that will allow fans to get an in-seat visit from cheerleaders with a lap dance. Sports Business Journal reports the NFL has teamed up with Experience in an effort to help improve the in-game experience for fans. On top of having cheerleaders visit fans in their seats, the app will allow fans the opportunity to upgrade their seats to a La-Z-Boy recliner and also allowing them off field activies before the game. Three teams – the Atlanta Falcons, Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Seattle Seahawks – used the app last year and
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1 posted on 04/01/2014 6:24:32 PM PDT by navysealdad
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To: navysealdad

Aren’t Lap-Dances a right of HealthCare?


2 posted on 04/01/2014 6:25:46 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Paladin2

LOL. My same thoughts.


3 posted on 04/01/2014 6:28:24 PM PDT by tennmountainman (Just Say No To Obamacare)
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To: navysealdad

These teams disgust me now that I know that they pay these women $20k.


4 posted on 04/01/2014 6:28:58 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: navysealdad

The NFL is really becoming something else. I already stopped watching games on most Sundays, and almost never watch the games on Monday or Thursday.


5 posted on 04/01/2014 6:29:07 PM PDT by castlegreyskull
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To: navysealdad

Birthday lap message for season ticket holders>

What if I bought two season tickets?


6 posted on 04/01/2014 6:30:03 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: navysealdad

It’s satire, but is hard to tell these days


7 posted on 04/01/2014 6:31:39 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: navysealdad

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2014/03/31/nfl-teams-to-allow-cheerleaders-to-visit-fans-in-their-seats-during-games/


8 posted on 04/01/2014 6:33:40 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: navysealdad

Sign me up!

9 posted on 04/01/2014 6:41:10 PM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: nickcarraway

“These teams disgust me now that I know that they pay these women $20k.”

There are gaggles of women who would pay $20,000 to have access to the lifestyle of the rich and famous the cheerleaders dabble with.


10 posted on 04/01/2014 6:46:25 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: castlegreyskull
As the immortal Dandy Don said one time on Monday Night Football, after the camera panned the cheerleader line: "The NFL is finally giving the American people what they want-- sex and violence."
11 posted on 04/01/2014 7:12:37 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: navysealdad

April Fools!


12 posted on 04/01/2014 7:24:00 PM PDT by VerySadAmerican
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