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North Carolina man will spend all of eternity in a Duke's Mayonnaise jar
upi ^ | April 4, 2014 | Evan Bleier

Posted on 04/04/2014 5:47:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono

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To: bigheadfred

http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/a-complete-history-of-gerbiling-so-far


41 posted on 04/04/2014 6:47:44 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

Shirley, you are not trying to change my mind with facts?


42 posted on 04/04/2014 6:49:55 PM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: bigheadfred

Am I the only one that thought this thread was about Mike Nifong?


43 posted on 04/04/2014 6:52:33 PM PDT by rottndog ('Live Free Or Die' Ain't just words on a bumber sticker...or a tagline.)
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To: bigheadfred


44 posted on 04/04/2014 6:57:13 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

Grandpa told this decades ago.

Two gay guys go to a funeral home. They tell the funeral director “when we die, we want to be buried in the same coffin.” The director said “I’m sorry but I can’t do it State and federal regulations prohibit that.” One of the queers asked “well then can we be buried in coffins touching each other.” They were again told no, caskets have to be buried at least two feet apart by law. The second gay guy asked “then can we at least be cremated and have our ashes put in the same urn.” The director said “yes, but in your case I’d use a fruit jar.”


45 posted on 04/04/2014 6:57:19 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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46 posted on 04/04/2014 7:00:32 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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47 posted on 04/04/2014 7:06:54 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I want my ashes in an Arabica beans coffee can.


48 posted on 04/04/2014 7:10:44 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: rottndog
He pretty much bottled himself.

A: The eye of a frog, the wing of a fly and the throat of a lizard. Q: Name the only three things you can afford to eat nowadays.

49 posted on 04/04/2014 7:10:47 PM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: JoeProBono

All mayo is garbage now.

It all has Canola oil in it.
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50 posted on 04/04/2014 7:11:46 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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51 posted on 04/04/2014 7:12:24 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: bigheadfred

Miracle Gag!
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52 posted on 04/04/2014 7:12:49 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: JoeProBono

Do they stil make FalseLaff beer?


53 posted on 04/04/2014 7:13:56 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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I’d rather eat flaming dogcrap than Miracle Whip. That stuff is nasty to the Nth degree.

But I will not interfere with your right to like it.


54 posted on 04/04/2014 7:14:16 PM PDT by hoagy62 ("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
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To: editor-surveyor

Even the ones made with Olive Oil?


55 posted on 04/04/2014 7:15:05 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: JoeProBono

I bought a three quart size Fiestaware canister in emerald green as an homage’ to my Irish heritage! Even with three quarts I am anticipating that there will be “leftovers” ... !maybe they can pour them into a custom made bottle of Frank’s Red Hot Sauce ... yum!


56 posted on 04/04/2014 7:18:25 PM PDT by galtman (America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great.)
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57 posted on 04/04/2014 7:22:51 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: MHGinTN

Yes, they just add a small amount of olive oil.


58 posted on 04/04/2014 7:24:23 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: JoeProBono

Wow I haven’t seen that since it came out. Thanks for the memories.


59 posted on 04/04/2014 7:25:32 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: JoeProBono

Post the ingredients side of that jar! :o)

Canola oil, soy oil, and the olive oil is way down the list.


60 posted on 04/04/2014 7:26:04 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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