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Brace yourself: The bacon shortage is coming
Hotair ^ | 04/09/2014 | Mary Katharine Ham

Posted on 04/09/2014 7:23:36 AM PDT by SeekAndFind

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1 posted on 04/09/2014 7:23:36 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

Now THEM’S fightin’ words !!!


2 posted on 04/09/2014 7:24:38 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true .. I have no proof .. but they're true.)
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To: SeekAndFind

My guitar player just slaughtered three pigs. We have plenty, thank you...


3 posted on 04/09/2014 7:24:50 AM PDT by cuban leaf
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If this happens....

... I may need therapy. For a long time....


4 posted on 04/09/2014 7:26:27 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Oh, dear God, no!


5 posted on 04/09/2014 7:26:40 AM PDT by Doctor 2Brains
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We were warned.

Ron Swanson: Bacon Shortage PSA
6 posted on 04/09/2014 7:26:45 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: cuban leaf

“...My guitar player just slaughtered three pigs...”

And THAT, my friends, is why we call guitars “Axes”...


8 posted on 04/09/2014 7:27:22 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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will just have to start the bacon garden then this year...


9 posted on 04/09/2014 7:27:41 AM PDT by Paul46360
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This ain’t kosher.


10 posted on 04/09/2014 7:28:25 AM PDT by onedoug
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Funny.
Local feral hogs seem affected not at all.
Guess where most of my bacon comes from.


11 posted on 04/09/2014 7:28:52 AM PDT by MrEdd (vHeck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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RE: If this happens....

... I may need therapy. For a long time....

_______________________________

Jews and Muslims could care less.


12 posted on 04/09/2014 7:29:25 AM PDT by SeekAndFind (If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test.)
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13 posted on 04/09/2014 7:29:43 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Must-learn-to-like-TURKEY BACON.


14 posted on 04/09/2014 7:31:27 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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DEVASTATING! What am I going to do?

Oh, wait. Never mind.


15 posted on 04/09/2014 7:32:05 AM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
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Feral hogs in this state are infected with psudo-rabies. We are encouraged to shoot them and leave them for the buzzards.

But, if we get hungry enough, thee buzzards will have competition.


16 posted on 04/09/2014 7:33:36 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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Jews and Muslims could care less.

Not if I replace bacon with corned beef and pastrami.

17 posted on 04/09/2014 7:34:05 AM PDT by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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How did our pigs get a virus originating in China? Just askin.


18 posted on 04/09/2014 7:35:06 AM PDT by duckman (I'm part of the group pulling the wagon!)
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Brace yourself: The bacon shortage is coming

Did the muzzie wookie infesting the white hut (the one with the giant arse) have anything to do with this?

19 posted on 04/09/2014 7:35:51 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Who but a TYRANT shoves down another man's throat what he has exempted himself from?)
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“...My guitar player just slaughtered three pigs...”

And THAT, my friends, is why we call guitars “Axes”...


Now THAT was funny!


20 posted on 04/09/2014 7:38:47 AM PDT by cuban leaf
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