I’m getting kinda old lately . . .
Maybe Medicare will pay for “home care” . . . ?
Oh, wait . . . didn’t really read the article . . .
MALE strippers . . . Uh, like, I’m a man . . . . . . , hmmm, is this my big chance now to “come out,” get articles about me, become somebody special?
Nah.
Maybe Obamacare will pay for strippers in lieu of medication or surgery? Nothing would surprise me.