Our cats are always whining about cat abuse if I don’t open the can fast enough, don’t keep their dry-food toy full, and
don’t give them enough pets and scritches.
They don’t know what real cat abuse is. I wish I could get them to sit in my chair and look at those horrible pictures.
Surprises in their shoes would be getting off mildly after what they did to those poor kittehs.
My late Rocket loved to get groomed at the vet’s. There was a nice, warm cat dryer (the vet exclusively treated cats),
and when I went to pick him up after his shampoo and dry, he would be sitting in it, grinning and enjoying the warmth.
I miss him a lot.
Misty loves her lion cut, and she’s a total sweetheart at the groomer. The lion cut’s for her benefit, though, not because I’m using her to get attention.