[ClearCase_guy]

"How did the zombie apocalypse begin?"
"Well, it started with the ale. People thought it would be interesting. The yeast is old, they said. Maybe it will make interesting ale, they said. What could go wrong, they said. I guess the ale was tasty, because soon everybody was drinking it. And then they all began to change ..."

[SunkenCiv]

Kind of a “12 Monkeys” thing, but with beer and no extinction. Oh, and zombies. I like it.

[txhurl]

And then they all began to change ...”

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People’s foreheads started shortening. Their hair turned to ginger, their jaws protruded. They became ripped like that early AM infomercial exercise guy. They started reading the NYT and dragging the ole lady around by the hair. They started using baseball bats on the TSA. They pushed virgins off of dams. They topped their fish tacos with Vagisil in vain.

[Just to continue the storyline]