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knock knock

who's there

Candi Gram

who?

Plumber

I know who you are, you're that land shark

no, no, no, I'm a dolphin open the door

but seriously, how did a shark get to Arkansas?

1 posted on 04/19/2014 11:53:13 PM PDT by blueplum
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To: blueplum; admin; SunkenCiv

I screwed up the title - could you please change it to

Jaws, the prequel: Scientists find the ‘Model T Ford’ of sharks

thanks!

courtesy ping to Sunken


2 posted on 04/19/2014 11:55:21 PM PDT by blueplum
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To: blueplum

There used to be a sea where Arkansas is now.


3 posted on 04/20/2014 4:11:01 AM PDT by Explorer89 (And now, let the wild rumpus start!!)
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To: blueplum

Arkanshark.


5 posted on 04/20/2014 7:46:40 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
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To: blueplum
"but seriously, how did a shark get to Arkansas?"

Went for an interview with the Rose Law firm. Never came back..

8 posted on 04/20/2014 7:56:24 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: blueplum
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10 posted on 04/20/2014 9:08:18 AM PDT by Tallguy
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To: blueplum; SunkenCiv

Model-T? Yawn.

Get back to me when they find the Benz Motorwagen of sharks.

In the meantime, have a happy Easter!


11 posted on 04/20/2014 11:15:10 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: blueplum

So this shark was black?


13 posted on 04/20/2014 12:28:14 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
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