Paul Simon, Edie Brickell charged with domestic violence

NC Advertiser ^ | Apr 28, 2014 | Joshua Fisher

[strider44]

Did he choke her in the shallow water?

Sorry, couldn’t resist. Also didn’t read the whole thread to see if someone said something similar already...

[RinaseaofDs]

He ended up punching out his wife too, or something like that.

[x]

Did he try to choke her in the shallow water?

Cruel, but funny.

If they go to prison, it could be Garfunkel's big break at last.

[Billthedrill]

If they go to prison, it could be Garfunkel's big break at last.

You owe me a keyboard.

[KC Burke]

The loving couple in court today:

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She says “he is no threat to me at all...” to the Judge.

[editor-surveyor]

Don’t people have a right to disagree in their own home?

How can an outsider’s complaint have any validity?
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[Disambiguator]

Have you heard this cover of a Simon & Garfunkel tune? It's from an unlikely source.

America

[SamAdams76]

She caught him down on Seventh Avenue...apparently he was “taking some comfort” there.

[x]

Or she found out what he was doing with Julio down by the school yard ...

[Dick Vomer]

They always gotta get the last word in.