Obviously you’ve never been to Scotland. [ducks, runs]
You play a bass?!? You should switch to something more musical, like bagpipes! ;’)
What is the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe?
You can tune a lawn mower!
(Disclaimer: I am ON the Official FR Bagpipe Ping List! LOL!
It is a low volume ping list for a hig volume instrument.)