7 days war an Israeli tank is rear ended by an Egyptian tank. The hatch of the Egyptian tank pops open and the driver pops up and yells “I surrender!”. Then the hatch on the Israeli tank pops open the tanker pops up pointing his finger at the Egyptian and yells “Whiplash whiplash!”
Two trains are speeding toward one another on the same track. At the throttle of one is a drunk. At the throttle of the other is a Swede. Their combined speed is 300 m.p.h. and there are no spurs or sidings. Yet the two never collide.
Why? Because Norse is Norse, and Souse is Souse, and never the twains shall meet.
;^)
Is suing in civil court referred to as “Jewjitsu”?
(ducking)