Today's Toons 5/5/14

1 posted on 05/05/2014 1:23:39 AM PDT by pookie18

To: ICFN(ICan'tFixNothing); ican'tbelieveit; Hillary's Lovely Legs; wingnuts'nbolts; Spyder; ...

SUPERSIZED

(Thank you, arbooz)

(Thank you, TheOldLady)

2 posted on 05/05/2014 1:23:55 AM PDT by pookie18 (6 months until the midterm elections...)

3 posted on 05/05/2014 2:25:31 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)

Not a ‘toon’ but something to lighten the mood.

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”

Adam ate the fruit, too! Men will never learn.

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4 posted on 05/05/2014 4:29:49 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers.)

5 posted on 05/05/2014 4:59:59 AM PDT by verga (Conservative, but leaning Libertarian.)

Good toons Pook. Since Leno retired though, I quit reading the Monday morning comic quotes though. Except Fred Thompson.

6 posted on 05/05/2014 5:13:32 AM PDT by YourAdHere (I flip off all Obama bumper stickers.)

7 posted on 05/05/2014 5:30:50 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? :-)

Happy Monday, Pookie!

(((HUGS))))

8 posted on 05/05/2014 5:37:14 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)

9 posted on 05/05/2014 5:55:18 AM PDT by Gritty (Gun controllers aren't afraid of guns but a country where the individual has power-Dan Greenfield)

10 posted on 05/05/2014 6:06:04 AM PDT by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)

You're welcome, Smokin' Joe!

11 posted on 05/05/2014 8:32:42 AM PDT by pookie18 (6 months until the midterm elections...)

12 posted on 05/05/2014 8:33:51 AM PDT by pookie18 (6 months until the midterm elections...)

13 posted on 05/05/2014 8:37:59 AM PDT by pookie18 (6 months until the midterm elections...)

Glad you liked some of it,

14 posted on 05/05/2014 8:39:14 AM PDT by pookie18 (6 months until the midterm elections...)

To: skinkinthegrass

15 posted on 05/05/2014 8:40:07 AM PDT by pookie18 (6 months until the midterm elections...)

To: left that other site

Mornin', {{{left that other site}}}!

16 posted on 05/05/2014 8:41:03 AM PDT by pookie18 (6 months until the midterm elections...)

Bump thanks, Gritty!

17 posted on 05/05/2014 8:41:39 AM PDT by pookie18 (6 months until the midterm elections...)

AM bump thanks, bmwcyle!

18 posted on 05/05/2014 8:42:33 AM PDT by pookie18 (6 months until the midterm elections...)

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