[IronJack]

1) Get shellacked.
2) Climb to top of high structure.
3) Fall from high structure because your sense of balance isn’t adequte to support a stable crawl, let alone a dangerous climb.
4) Die.

Seems like a logical sequence to me.

[Billthedrill]

5. Sue.

This here's Amurrica, my FRiend...

[Smokin' Joe]

Drunk and stupid ain't no way to go through....

oops.

Never mind.