"I want to have babies"
Posted on 05/19/2014 6:07:40 PM PDT by Repealthe17thAmendment
San Francisco - A lawsuit charging Mother Nature with gender discrimination was filed today in the Ninth Circuit of federal court today.
Darla Villanueva-O'Malley and her wife, Alex Kaminski-Sato allege that Mother Nature has deliberately and with malice restricted gay couples from conceiving naturally, preventing them from having offspring that share the genetic legacy of both parents. They allege that through the exclusive use of evolution, Mother Nature has created a hostile reproductive environment within the human body. The suit notes that even redneck white trash, criminals, and evangelical religious zealots are able to conceive naturally with great frequency, often without intent.
The couple seeks damages of $1,000,000 but have said that money is not a primary concern. They demand that evolution be immediately altered to accommodate their modern lifestyle. They also request that until this reversal in policy is changed that evolution not be taught in schools.
In a comment today, the White House supported the couple, saying , "It is clear that evolution is on the wrong side of history."
They had better not be wasting tax dollars on this idiotic, loathsome, repellent, perverted trantrum.
Uh, I don't think you're clear on the point being made in the article.
“Uh, I don’t think you’re clear on the point being made in the article.”
Maybe I’m just jaded. Hardly anything seems too preposterous to be true any more.
If the title had not lead with “Satire” I would have had to read it multiple times to make sure it was indeed satire...
I hear you.
If this litigation against Mother Nature goes anywhere, then I might start filing the necessary court papers.
“If the title had not lead with “Satire” I would have had to read it multiple times to make sure it was indeed satire...”
Missed that entirely.
Why not sue Mother Earth for running around the Sun in a non circular orbit out of sync with the other planets, tilting on her axis to create seasons, and wobbling like a drunken Democrat which creates times of warming and cooling that are misconstrued as major moneymaking events by crackpot and corrupt politicians.
It reminds me of that commercial, it is not nice to F with mother nature. It doesn’t go exactly like that, but it is close enough.
We keep hearing that homosexuality is normal, and that God made them that way. And yet, it seems to me that the science is pretty much settled on this one!
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