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Virginia PMS-Class sub?

Will the crew be condemed to being fed Moochelle's school lunch program?

1 posted on 06/03/2014 8:51:52 AM PDT by QT3.14
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From a practical perspective, I don’t see the problem here at all. They might need to build more toilets (to prevent long lines), but that’s about it.


83 posted on 06/03/2014 9:42:08 AM PDT by winner3000
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Soon you can check it out on W00kipedia, Wøøkiepedia and w°°kipedia under USS Vagina.


85 posted on 06/03/2014 9:46:36 AM PDT by melancholy
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The submarine will be very irritable and uncommunicative for about 5 days every month.


86 posted on 06/03/2014 9:46:44 AM PDT by servo1969
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Too too funny...

A Vagina class sub, the PMS Illinois

So when she plays with her torpedoes, is it just envy?

[They write themselves...]


88 posted on 06/03/2014 9:47:34 AM PDT by Adder (No, Mr. Franklin, we could NOT keep it.)
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It’s called the PMS attack sub!! No defenses, just full scale attack mode.


96 posted on 06/03/2014 10:03:46 AM PDT by tired&retired
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Fine. Let them have their “All Girls, All The Time” Sub, that sets a new precedent, so we men can go back to having our All Men” run businesses and operations too. Michelle has never even been in the service. This must concern her because her name will attract attention. Now this would make quite a reality show.


97 posted on 06/03/2014 10:04:21 AM PDT by lee martell
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1/2 of the crew will be 9n leave for reasons related to pms and other female issues.


99 posted on 06/03/2014 10:15:19 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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Vagina class sub.


100 posted on 06/03/2014 10:15:50 AM PDT by polymuser
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oh no, why didn’t they have a name contest and charge people to enter, they could have paid for the dang sub

“the USS Let’s MOOOOVE”

“the USS-Baby-Got-Back”

” the USS Whatchulookinat”

“the USS Hot Flash”


101 posted on 06/03/2014 10:23:47 AM PDT by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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Sponsor this sub? Does that mean she is funding it from her own pocket?


103 posted on 06/03/2014 10:28:12 AM PDT by SisterK (behold a pale horse)
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It will be interesting to see if they can pass the Damage Control Requirements required for all crewmen for submarine duty.

I bet they waive them as being to ‘gender’ specific as regards to upper body strength.


107 posted on 06/03/2014 10:55:10 AM PDT by The Working Man
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Several of you asked what it means to sponsor the sub.

Michelle Obama, the ship sponsor, will provide remarks and authenticate the keel by chalking her initials onto a metal plate. Her initials will then be welded to the plate, which will be permanently affixed to the submarine.

Here

Instead of initials, how about using the chalk to outline her.....never mind.

108 posted on 06/03/2014 10:59:16 AM PDT by QT3.14 (Don Surber: American people have had it with the House of Clinton. She an Old Hag; he a Limp Corndog)
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The USS Illinois, SSN-786, is under construction.

But this is BS about an all female crew.

An initial pre-commissioning crew began forming in June 2013. They are not all female.

The Keel laying just occurred and Michelle Obama is the sponsor...but the crew which is already working with the builder is not all female.

Here is the link to the Bio of the prospective pre-commissioning skipper of the boat, Commander Jess Parker.

Commander Jess Parker Bio

The crew that will man the vessel after launch will definitely not be all female.

114 posted on 06/03/2014 9:13:19 PM PDT by Jeff Head
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