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To: markomalley

I yelled at my bottled water this morning but it yelled back “Oh yeah?? Drink me!”


2 posted on 06/04/2014 3:40:22 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: max americana
No, no, no, You got it all wrong. Now if you drink water you'll get arrested for cruelty to water by the EPA and they will use their high powered assault weapons on you.
17 posted on 06/04/2014 3:46:20 PM PDT by Vinylly (?%)
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To: max americana

This void actually works in film. I wonder sometimes how the abysmally stupid learn their lines. Then I thought, well, they must have placards all over the scene being shot—kind of like Boko Haram Hussein Obama does with his teleprompters.

Why is this news?

Is everyone stupid?

I guess they are.


23 posted on 06/04/2014 3:50:55 PM PDT by the anti-mahdi
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To: max americana

You can actually make a glass of water happy by adding some Jack Daniels to it.


55 posted on 06/04/2014 4:51:21 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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