Global warming?
So, a whole bunch of water comes sweeping over the land, causing sudden death and destruction ... and animals that die in that sudden flood get turned into fossils? Is that where fossils come from?
Could explain a lot, really.
And this happened when? About 5000 years ago? Really? My, my, my.
Did they have FEMA back then? I wonder why I got a bill from Gokceada Insurance in the mail addressed to my relatives the other day. They cancelled the policy the day before.
If *you* were big, bad Momma Nature and you heard of a town with a nerdy name like Gokceada, you’d pick on it too.
