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Let's Come Up With The Dumbest Bergdahl-Swap Defense!
Original Content | June 7, 2014 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 06/07/2014 8:21:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: LostInBayport

Top five candidate!


41 posted on 06/07/2014 8:42:08 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
It will be difficult to outdo the administration's dumb excuses.
42 posted on 06/07/2014 8:42:26 AM PDT by Know et al (Keep on Freepin'!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Oh for sure. I’m just worried we could actually do it. ;)


43 posted on 06/07/2014 8:44:03 AM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: Lazamataz

Obama’s regular supplier was on vacation in Medellin and he heard from the CIA that Bowe had some really great shit. So he had Jarret wire a few million to the captors.


44 posted on 06/07/2014 8:44:27 AM PDT by CARTOUCHE (9999 EOM)
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To: Lazamataz

Sorry, misread title. Thought you were looking for defense against swap. On your subject,

Bill Cosby’s toss of a Coin - If historical figures had a referee and coin toss.
__________________________________________________________
Settlers v. British

Settlers win. Settlers say they can wear anything they want shoot from behind trees or anywhere.

British have to wear red and march in straight lines
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Sitting Bull v. Custer

Sitting Bull wins. Says Custer and his soldiers have to wait at the bottom of the hill while all the indians in the world ride down on them.
___________________________________________________________

Obama v. Taliban

Taliban wins. Says Obama has to release his five scariest prisoners and give them a little walking around cash. Taliban will release their cribbage partner, aka, Bergdahl, thus giving Obama all the cover of a clear shower curtain.


45 posted on 06/07/2014 8:44:50 AM PDT by Kenny
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To: Lazamataz

Obama and Rice were afraid he was going to give up Coca Cola’s secret recipe.


46 posted on 06/07/2014 8:44:58 AM PDT by PGR88
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47 posted on 06/07/2014 8:46:50 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
he has an audition for dancing with the starz...

48 posted on 06/07/2014 8:48:36 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Lazamataz

Bergdahl is now 28 and off his father’s health plan. We had to bring him back so he could sign up for ObamaCare and that will save his life.


49 posted on 06/07/2014 8:48:41 AM PDT by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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To: Lazamataz

What’s with the reference to Bowe B. being a ‘Jewish Kid’?

Is his Mom Jewish? His Dad’s family name is Scandinavian.


50 posted on 06/07/2014 8:50:26 AM PDT by Gumdrop (~)
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To: Starstruck

Good one!


51 posted on 06/07/2014 8:50:39 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Gumdrop
What’s with the reference to Bowe B. being a ‘Jewish Kid’?

That's what puts the 'crazy' in the latest lame official excuse.

52 posted on 06/07/2014 8:51:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Bergdahl didn’t desert the Army, the Army deserted him.

Think Progress
http://twitchy.com/2014/06/06/nuclear-level-dumbassery-thinkprogress-take-on-bergdahl-is-a-real-clownshow/


53 posted on 06/07/2014 8:51:50 AM PDT by Excellence (Marine mom since April 11, 2014)
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To: Chode

LOL! Good! The picture is a nice touch.


54 posted on 06/07/2014 8:51:51 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Excellence
Bergdahl didn’t desert the Army, the Army deserted him.

Can't use that one; it's been used.

55 posted on 06/07/2014 8:52:22 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Kenny

LOL!


56 posted on 06/07/2014 8:52:40 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Kenny

Interesting!


57 posted on 06/07/2014 8:53:02 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Bowe Bergdahl has invaluable information to share about solar heating advances in rural Pakistan.


58 posted on 06/07/2014 8:54:47 AM PDT by Peter ODonnell (It wasn't this cold before global warming)
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To: Lazamataz

Obama: “When I said I was going to get our troops out of Afghanistan I meant ALL of them.”


59 posted on 06/07/2014 8:58:03 AM PDT by Auntie Dem (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Terrorist lovers gotta go!)
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To: Lazamataz

Obama couldn’t stand the grief he would take from Putin if his legacy after Afghanistan was that he left it as a fanatical Badminton playing state.


60 posted on 06/07/2014 9:01:26 AM PDT by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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