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Satire: NTSB wants rules requiring truckers to rest for at least 24 hours before injuring celebritie
Excerpted blog piece Thoughtgrime blog ^ | June 10, 2014 | Sisyphus

Posted on 06/10/2014 3:52:58 AM PDT by orwell2112

NTSB wants federal government to require truckers to rest for at least 24 hours before injuring celebrities

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: blogpimp

1 posted on 06/10/2014 3:52:58 AM PDT by orwell2112
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To: orwell2112

Truckers already have strict rules, but of course they can’t force a person to get out of the casino, turn off the game system, or sleep when they are off duty. . Ergo they are meaningless.


2 posted on 06/10/2014 3:58:05 AM PDT by HMS Surprise (Chris Christie can STILL go straight to hell.)
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To: HMS Surprise

They aren’t really meaningless. Though the trucker might not sleep, mostly that is exactly what they do. The rule prevents them from being required by company policy, or by competitors, to work dangerously long shifts.
Everyone is in the same boat.

The fact that one person defeated the rule, doesn’t make it a useless rule. Not even close.

Falling asleep behind the wheel kills more on the open highway than dwi ever has. Especially out west.


3 posted on 06/10/2014 4:34:30 AM PDT by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office.)
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My point stands. Either they are professionals, or they are not. A better system would be to offer incentives for safe performance. No tickets for three years? Toss your log book unless you violate a rule. The desire to attain status and privileges creates professional attitudes.


4 posted on 06/10/2014 4:44:28 AM PDT by HMS Surprise (Chris Christie can STILL go straight to hell.)
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To: orwell2112

The rules are already in place that require drivers to be off duty and rest.

And why should a celebrity be treated any different?


5 posted on 06/10/2014 4:45:18 AM PDT by amigatec (The only change you will see in the next four years will be what's in your pocket.)
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To: orwell2112
Haha....excellent find. I love a good satire in the morning.
6 posted on 06/10/2014 4:49:18 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: orwell2112

LOL! How long must they rest before they injure the rest of us?


7 posted on 06/10/2014 5:16:03 AM PDT by defconw (LUTFA!)
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To: orwell2112
“It’s bad enough that 5,000 Americans are killed in trucking accidents every year, but injuring a celebrity? That is simply incompatible with transportation safety in the industrialized world,” said Schneider.

It's funny because it's true...

Actually, it's not funny at all...

I drive the NJTP every day, and most of the truckers are fine and doing their job in a professional manner. But it only takes one trucker fooling with his phone or nodding off to ruin your whole day. And, of course, at least half of the car drivers are involved with their smart phones at any given time, so it is a difficult driving environment under the best of circumstances.

It shouldn't take a PWM (Person Who Matters) getting injured to get people serious about the problem.

8 posted on 06/10/2014 6:01:38 AM PDT by Haiku Guy (Health Care Haiku: If You Have a Right / To the Labor I Provide / I Must Be Your Slave)
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No, the issue here is that "Wal-mart" was prominently displayed on the side of the offending truck.

That alone has given the liberal retard knee-jerk-offs, coupled with a injured "celebrity", with enough ammunition to probably lobby for the wholesale destruction of the entire trucking system...starting with "Wal-mart", of course.

And I'm sorry, but I'm still having a problem wrapping my mind around this "celebrity" thing.

Does being a failed SNL alum and Tina Fey ass-kisser really qualify one as a "celebrity"?

I mean, I'm sorry the guy is hurt, but who the hell was he?

The libturds seem to think that his injuries were multiplied simply because he was a "celebrity".

I'm guessing he was a little on the left, politically speaking?

Was this Bush's fault?

9 posted on 06/10/2014 6:07:47 AM PDT by OldSmaj (I am an avowed enemy of islam and obama is a damned fool and traitor. Questions?)
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