Posted on 06/20/2014 1:52:20 AM PDT by knarf
The judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
The judge said, "Do you have a real grudge?" -
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like themusic, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded,"about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."
Knarf, I think I hear Mindanao calling you.
heh heh heh heh heh
I see you are up early. 5:20 AM there, 5:20 PM here.
“Sir, is you’re wife a nagger?” ...
/8^)
Reminds me of Gracie Allen.
Oh ?
Yeah ... y'know how you're always complaining about how high our electric bill is ?
Yeah
Well, I shortened the vacuum cleaner cord.
Quoth Gracie:
“This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it’s all checks and no balances.”
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