United Nations Seeks US-based Disarmament, Demobilization and Reintegration Specialists

SHTFPlan.com ^ | Jun 24, 2014 | Mac Slavo

[Ray76]

United Nations Career Opportunities page:

Posting Title: Disarmament, Demobilization and Reintegration Officer, P4

Job Code Title: DISARMAMENT, DEMOBILIZATION AND REINTEGRATION OFFICER

Department/ Office: Department of Peacekeeping Operations

Duty Station: NEW YORK

According to the United Nations information page on ‘DDR’ operations, the New York post will involve various aspects related to the process by which a governing organization would confiscate firearms, all of which target what the U.N. calls “small arms.”

[TexasCajun]

[GraceG]

I thought New York was already mostly disarmed????

[GraceG]

Remember, buy a cheap 22 pistol/rifle “burner/turner” gun to turn in to the UN troops and save the .308 for their back once they leave the property line....

Also buy a UN flag for your flagpost to make them feel secure when they are leaving your property...

Because you want them to feel at ease before you shuffle them off their mortal coil...

[rktman]

Well, I certainly know who’s first on my list to disarm and de-mobilize. ;>}

[Tilted Irish Kilt]

(from the article):"United Nations Seeks US-based Disarmament, Demobilization and Reintegration Specialists "

I thought that position was already filled
by the "smartest guy in the room", and his minions ? /s

[GraceG]

Sounds like a good position for an undercover patriot.

1st house:
“Gee, I am not seeing any guns in this here house that is flying this yellow flag with this cute little rattle snake on it... Next house....”

2nd House:
“Oh I saw your Obama Bumpersticker on your car, you know he signed executive order 666.6 that outlaws guns, hand all 5 of them over or else!”

3rd House:
“I see you are a fan of flags with rattle snakes, could you hold these items I just took possesion of? I need to re-count them, I think I took 5 from him but my brain is telling me I only took 2 of them, as these extra are too much to carry, I’ll just leave them here because you don’t have any guns of your own and since I am not seeing any guns in your gun case.”

Something like this.

[GraceG]

Languages: English and French are the working languages of the United Nations Secretariat. For the post advertised, fluency in English is required.

This is the red flag for me...

England, Canada, and Australia are lready have had their population's disarmed, that leaves the US.....

[GraceG]

Anyone know how to ping this to Matt Bracken?

[FroedrickVonFreepenstein]

It won’t go down that way. You’re not going to hand them a Jennings 22 and watch them walk away. Did you see Boston? They’ll be rolling through the streets in armor pointing guns and kicking in doors.

[Billthedrill]

Anyone know how to ping this to Matt Bracken?

There's a feller named Travis McGee who sometimes knows where to find Matt. Pinging him fer ya. ;-)

[Covenantor]

Just ping Matt aka FR nom Travis McGee.

[GraceG]

[ It won’t go down that way. You’re not going to hand them a Jennings 22 and watch them walk away. Did you see Boston? They’ll be rolling through the streets in armor pointing guns and kicking in doors. ]

I have several strategies that involve alcohol and these gestapo officers that I am keeping close to my breasts so to speak.

[GraceG]

[ It won’t go down that way. You’re not going to hand them a Jennings 22 and watch them walk away. Did you see Boston? They’ll be rolling through the streets in armor pointing guns and kicking in doors. ]

So would “hiding” the 22 and then “Really expertly hiding” the rest be a better stategy? Well besides giving them back your ammo one piece at a time?

[Billthedrill]

Hey, it could be a sort of sweet gig now that I think about it. I could be a highly-paid government agent with bonuses and a cushy retirement plan, who is entrusted to state that he's searching for guns and who checks under the sofa cushions and goes home.

Fantasy? Think of how much money they're paying people to "find" the IRS emails.

[IronJack]

No, the best solution is to organize and present a united front to oppose them. No single house is safe, but they’ll think twice before confronting a phalanx of armed, angry patriots. Clive Bundy proved that.

An attack on one of us is an attack on all of us.

[grobdriver]

If you’d like to join them in their efforts to confiscate firearms then you can apply directly at the United Nations Career Opportunities page
Death wish required.

[GraceG]

[ No, the best solution is to organize and present a united front to oppose them. No single house is safe, but they’ll think twice before confronting a phalanx of armed, angry patriots. Clive Bundy proved that.

An attack on one of us is an attack on all of us. ]

I worry the Cliven thing has just caused them to adapt their eventual strategy..

They will send some dopes with low I.Q.s out to take the guns and then when they are all shot they will drone strike the phalanx...

[FroedrickVonFreepenstein]

“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?... The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If...if...We didn't love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.” ― Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

[IronJack]

Only if they’re ready for the war to begin.