Posted on 06/25/2014 12:23:48 PM PDT by Eurotwit
EXPERTS have stressed that Luis Suarez bit a large Italian footballer and not a tiny child.
With many calling for the Uruguayan striker to be jailed, doctors said Suarez’s victim had already made a full recovery, despite pretending to be dead.
Sports injury specialist, Dr Martin Bishop, said: “The key difference between biting an opponent and going in hard with your studs up is that biting them is much, much more interesting.
“The actual biting injury is usually pretty mild. Mr Suarez is a medium-sized Uruguayan, not a Sumatran tiger.”
Dr Bishop added: “If Mr Suarez had ran towards the crowd, grabbed a small child and bit it on the face, then yes, you want the police involved at that point.
“But, as far as I understand, Mr Suarez has no desire to bite infants. He just wants to bite large professional footballers. Preferably Italian.
“Despite what Alan Shearer may tell you, that’s perfectly normal.”
Meanwhile, many fans have welcomed the incident and called on Fifa to legalise biting on a trial basis.
Stephen Malley, from Peterborough, said: “There is something dark and primal about it which I find utterly irresistible.
“Give both teams 10 bites each. And it has to be below the waist.”
The Italian footballer, shortly before he died.
hahahaha... truly, i am laughing out loud... good stuff :)
I think he actually got better after he died. Personally I’d modify the rules to require that actual flesh has to be bitten off in order for it to be a foul. OK, if it’s a vital organ or intestines or something it’ll probably be a red card. For a repeat offense.
Right. Children are much more tender.
We should give Dr. bishop a choice of fight opponents: Suarez or Tyson.
Shhh ... don’t give him any ideas ...
- This serial cowardly scumbag jerk would not attempt this in the NFL playing the Steelers….
- Good night Luis - Turn out the lights - The party’s over -
“The Italian footballer, shortly before he died.”
He didn’t die from the bite. He died of embarrassment for being eliminated for the world cup by Uraguay. The bite was just to add injury to insult.
Who knew that soccer was so exciting?
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