Skip to comments.The Affordable CAR Act of 2014 (Satire)
Posted on 06/26/2014 8:09:23 PM PDT by kingattax
The U.S. government has just passed a new law entitled The Affordable CAR Act declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new car by April, 2014.
These affordable cars will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each. This does not include taxes, tags, registration, fuel, maintenance, or repair costs.
This law has been passed because, until now, typically only wealthy and financially responsible people have been able to purchase cars. This new law ensures that every American can now have an affordable car of their own, because everyone is entitled to a new car. If you purchase your car before the end of the year, you will receive four free tires (does not include mounting).
In order to make sure everyone purchases an affordable car, the cost of owning a car will increase on average of 250-400% per year. This way, wealthy people will pay more for something that other people dont want or cant afford to maintain. But, to be fair, people who cant afford to maintain their car will be regularly fined and children (under the age of 26) can use their parents car(s) to drive until they turn 27, after which date they must purchase their own car.
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The Affordable Car Act should also crush the automotive industry and lead to its eventual nationalization.
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