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The Affordable CAR Act of 2014 (Satire)
Mad World News ^ | NOVEMBER 18, 2013 | COREY BARROW

Posted on 06/26/2014 8:09:23 PM PDT by kingattax

The U.S. government has just passed a new law entitled “The Affordable CAR Act” declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new car by April, 2014.

These ‘affordable’ cars will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each. This does not include taxes, tags, registration, fuel, maintenance, or repair costs.

This law has been passed because, until now, typically only wealthy and financially responsible people have been able to purchase cars. This new law ensures that every American can now have an ‘affordable’ car of their own, because everyone is ‘entitled’ to a new car. If you purchase your car before the end of the year, you will receive four ‘free’ tires (does not include mounting).

In order to make sure everyone purchases an ‘affordable car,’ the cost of owning a car will increase on average of 250-400% per year. This way, wealthy people will pay more for something that other people don’t want or can’t afford to maintain. But, to be fair, people who can’t afford to maintain their car will be regularly fined and children (under the age of 26) can use their parents car(s) to drive until they turn 27, after which date they must purchase their own car.

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1 posted on 06/26/2014 8:09:23 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax

Great Post

The Affordable Car Act should also crush the automotive industry and lead to its eventual nationalization.


2 posted on 06/26/2014 11:26:58 PM PDT by BeauBo
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