Posted on 07/03/2014 10:15:31 AM PDT by MostlyAnti-Lib
Great humanitarians like Barack Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Dick Durbin and Chuck Schumer, endlessly decry the plight of all those millions of undocumented immigrants living in the shadows…
Those great humanitarians publicly deplore the inhumane conditions that the current flood of illegal immigrant children, some under the age of five, are forced to endure (after surreptitiously rolling out the red carpet and telling the people of those Central American countries from whence they came: “Y’all come!!” in true Minnie Pearl style).
Here’s one way we can solve this great humanitarian problem:
We can pass the Obama, Harry Reid, et al, comprehensive immigration bill, knowing full well that, as long as Obama and his accomplices are driving the train, our southern border will never be secured. They’ll continue to tell their lies about the alleged imperviousness of the border, complete with fictitious statistics, but the endless flood of drug smugglers, "Coyotes", terrorists and probably worse clearly will not stop.
What we can do is inform the huddled millions, living in the shadows, and the pitiable undocumented children in our southern states (and, by now, well beyond):
You can stay in this country, you won’t be hunted down, your families will not be inhumanly rent asunder, and you won’t be loaded on a bus and sent back to your country of origin. You can legally get a job (taking away the job that would have gone to a natural-born citizen or one who immigrated here legally). You can legally acquire a driver’s license, you can buy a car, you can rent a house. Heck, you can even buy a house, just like a real American!! You will be allowed to live the American Dream (such as it is after almost six years under the Obama administration).
BUT, you will never be allowed to vote, like a real American, because you came here illegally, ignoring the laws of the country in which you so strongly wished to live. You can’t vote in a local election; you can’t vote in a state election; and you can’t vote in a national election.
You have forfeited the right that an American citizen has earned by being born here or has earned by conforming to our immigration laws. You have forfeited that right by disdainfully flouting the laws of our sovereign nation.
This begs the question:
Will the zeal of Obama and those other great humanitarians be as fervent to flood our country with a tsunami of “undocumented” workers if they will never be allowed to provide another Democratic vote in an election, local, state or national?
I think we all know the answer to that one.
The one thing that Obama and his accomplices have in common is that they never draw an apolitical breath. They filter every news item or blog that they encounter through a political analysis. They ask, “How can this be used to the Democratic Party’s advantage?”, about just about everything.
In the words of that great statesman (and humanitarian), Rahm Emanuel,: “Never let a good crisis go to waste”.
I have a better solution.
Adults over 18 will be shot on sight.
Children aged 11 to 17 will be deported to their country of origin. That country will then be billed for the cost of deportation.
Children 10 and under will be immediately placed for expedited adoption. No attempt whatsoever will be made to contact their families, because their families have de facto abandoned them.
The Dems would changed that ex post so fast you'd never see it coming. Second, even if they didn't, their no-ID-needed-to-vote stance would make the law meaningless. In Cincinnati, a poll worker bragged openly that she voted for Obama six times in the last election. In Lake County, IN, just south of Chicago, dead people vote...often more than once. This Republic is on its last legs because politicians no longer represent us...they only care about themselves and staying in power. If you think differently, give me a cogent reason for using MY money to buy cell phones for deadbeats.
Or we could stuff ‘em in hog trailers, truck ‘em in convoys down to the border and kick their sorry arses back into Mexico where they bloody came from.
How would you determine that, with any accuracy? Obviously, you can't. Mexico encouraged them to violate our border, let MEXICO have a "humanitarian crisis".
And even if SCOTUS didn’t knock it down, the political will to keep them from voting would fade in a few years.
I’m against that plan, because it creates a second class citizenry. And the way I read scripture is that if we let them come in and stay, we can’t oppress them. We have to treat them right.
I think we should announce that the plan to STEAL latin American children and latin America’s best workers is going well. That the children will be used by the democrats for medical experiments, hard labor camps, domestic slaves and sex slaves. A few annectodal stories or posecutions would add to the narrative.
That will make those countries suspicious and perhaps stem the influx until we can elect responsible America loving people that will close the border and deport them.
You don’t need a fence on the border. What you need are towers every two miles with a Marine sniper in each tower. Given the border is 1933 miles long, you’d need about 1000 towers and as many snipers. I think the cost would be quite reasonable. If you’re more liberal than me, I’d be willing to change the order from shoot-to-kill to shoot-to-wound...for the fist offense. The wounded would be gather up from time-to-time, tattooed with a big “L” on their forehead and sent home. If the sniper sees the “L” on anyone, he can act on ammended orders.
I feel dumber after reading this.
You seriously want to legalize the invaders?
All of them from now into perpetuity?
That is what the dem bill does.
Call me heartless if you want.
The illegals can just go back home.
They don’t belong here, and they turn areas they live in into third world hellholes.
I’ve been saying “Democrats, making indentured servitude cool again”.
And neither can your offspring - we don't care if you're married to a US citizen.
Wouldn’t matter if they couldn’t vote. Their kids would be able to and that is good enough for the Rats.
Countries of origin billed for cost of ammunition and cremation, too. Or did you have something more creative in mind for the shot on sight after the fact?
And people always overlook the fact that they change the political landscape by their mere presence. They don’t need to vote to create new congressional districts, they only need to be counted in the census.
With 30 million + illegals here now we have a bunch of congressional districts that shouldn’t exist as it is.
Fertilizer?
Heads on Pikes at the border.
The Dem's will never accept the offer. They NEED the poor vote to stay in power. This "immigration surge" is all about getting new Democrat votes. Period.
Dump ALL illegals into the streets of DC and Georgetown...dump them into the neighborhoods where Pelosi and Reid’s children live....
Well, gee, if we let this do this, but don’t let them do that...if we give them this, but not that...if we tell them in a real firm tone of voice that they really, really can’t do this...if we say pretty please...
Forget it! Just boot them the h*** out.
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