Rheingold!!? You forgot to include new Old Frothingslosh!
“The stale pale ale with the foam on the bottom”
;^)
Rheingold’s head stays so high,
‘Cause it’s brewed extra dry,
Won’t you try extra dry Rheingold beer!
The first Miss Rheingold: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jinx_Falkenburg#Personal_life