Posted on 07/04/2014 4:47:19 PM PDT by SunkenCiv
:’)
wait for it -
Uranus.
I'll help him write it.
You see, it will happen this way. The perturbations induced in Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko's orbital path from the orbiting Rosetta craft will be amplified by the force of the lander impacting on the surface of the comet. This will cause the nucleus of the comet to grow from 5 km to huge size. The altered orbital trajectory will now cause the comet to collide with the Isonids and in turn careen the huge clouds of Isonids that miraculously did not end life on Earth as we know it their first time around into an intersecting path with Earth for another cataclysmic event.
Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko now with a majorly modified orbit will slingshot around the sun and be massively influenced by the gravitational well of the impressive planet Mercury. This will cause the nucleus with it's NASA spacecraft on board to make a bee-line for Earth while at the same time causing Herculobus to materialize on a collision course with Niburu. NASA cameras will develop a series of 18 minute gaps in their data as Lois Learner's hard drive vainly attempts to spin away, er, up to compensate for the cover up by producing video of Michael Moore eating Venus.
The cloud of hydrazine vapors following the orbiter and lander will clone themselves and replace the atmosphere of Earth with a toxic substitute closely akin to Hillary's breath after a party. Or all the time. But I repeat myself.
And we're all gonna die.
As 'ol BP Earfbotch sez, 'Be safe out there..."
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You forgot to add BP’s reptoid brothers in there, but otherwise spot on with the stuff that dude puts out.
:’D
Yep, closest I got to reptoids was Michael Moore...
(Hillary doesn't count, she's a chancre..)
bump
lol
];-)
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