Posted on 07/10/2014 7:10:33 AM PDT by goldstategop
Chuck Norris is trending in Argentina after the country's World Cup semi-final victory against Holland. So what has the US actor and martial artist got to do with football?
Famed for being the ultimate action man, Chuck Norris has inspired long lists of 'facts' about what a tough guy he is. The lists have been entertaining people for years.
Now Argentina midfielder Javier Mascherano is getting the Chuck Norris treatment on social media after he played strongly despite sustaining a head injury early in the game. The hashtag #maschefacts is being used with posts to describe all of the awesome things Mascherano can do.
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You know all the jokes and Internet lore. Its really funny!
When Chuck Norris buys a steak from Argentina……….well, you know.
Latest jokes:
When Mascherano was in Liverpool he travelled back in time and taught the Beatles how to sing.
Mascherano opens an Oreo cookie and the cream stays on one side.
Mascherano takes the train in rush hour and always gets a seat.
Chuck Norris beats everyone. Except Mascherano.
Chuck Norris once killed a vampire with a steak. No, I didn’t misspell that.
Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Nobody has ever heard Chuck Norris say “Don’t cry for me Argentina” because when he does, you have less than ten seconds to live.
Top 50 Chuck Norris Facts & Jokes
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts
Chuck Norris is trending in Argentina
What is that suppose to mean? You would think that an international news agency would write better.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
I loved the comments section, all of these continent dwellers fearing for M.’s health, and that he MUST be taken off the field...NOW!
But only Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups he pushes the ground down.
chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. When he came back the name was changed to The Island.
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