The level of stupid is truly painful.
Read the comments! They are hilarious!
(Pistols are popular among handgun owners? Who knew?)
The Top 5 Most Dangerous Ways to Die:
1) Die.
2) Become deceased.
3) Stop living.
4) Cease to be alive.
5) Pass on.
I don’t even know much about guns and I was laughing after learning that pistols are popular with hand-gun owners. Who knew?!?!
They never stop...
Is that article a joke?
The most dangerous ones are those that crawl out of their drawer, scurry down the hall, and shoot someone. It could happen to any gun really.
In related news the most prevalent cause of death is the ceasing of respiration.
Where’s that gif of “the stupid, it burns” ??? don’t think I’ve seen a more apt need for it.
1) Big dogs,
2) Little Dogs,
3) Male Dogs (not fixed),
4) Male Dogs (fixed),
5) Female Dogs.
If we ban the 5 most dangerous types of dogs, my FBI sources tell me, there will be alot less dog bites in America.
Contrary to what those who defend the right to own high-powered assault rifles believe, not all guns are created equal. Due to a combination of availability, portability and criminal usage the following five types of guns are the country's most dangerous.
LMAO!
I hadn’t read the actual article so I missed that sentence – that alone meets the definition of your title!
The comments are coming in faster than you can read them. Liked this one though....
#KristenGwynneIsAnIdiot • 4 hours ago
I’m gonna up the ante to a bigger list... the 7 most dangerous castaways:
1. Gilligan
2. The Skipper too
3. The Millionaire
4. And his wife
5. The movie star
6. The professor
7. And Maryann
This article reads like it was written by an elementary school student doing research for her 5th grade class book report.
Lazy Gun
Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 right in my doorway. I left 6 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn’t moved itself outside. It certainly hadn’t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong or I’m in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World. But if you take out Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom for Murders. These 4 Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the United States. All 4 are controlled by Democrats.
It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data – right?
Well, I’m off to check on my spoons.
I hear they’re making people fat.
How about the 5 most dangerous gangsta thug rappers in Music?
Checked my Thesaurus...can’t find “effective” or “valued “ as a synonyms for “dangerous”.
Here's my list of the 4 most dangerous vehicles in America:
1. Cars
2. Trucks
3. Vans
4. SUV's........